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To the voters of Sub-district 3 Crocker Missouri! I would like to make a few things clear, I am running for a seat on the Pulaski County Ambulance Board for several reasons. First, I feel my 9 years of dedicated service in the Fire service along with my time employed as an Emt-B and Currently as a 911 Operator for Pulaski County would be extremely beneficial for our diverse community! Second, I want to serve as a representative of the public, in the public's interest, and for the entire district served by the board of directors. I also want to be a voice for the employees, and ensure they are treated fairly and with respect. I think the times of a good ole boy system should be in the past and with your help we can eliminate it together...

Something I would also like to clear up, This is in no way a personal vendetta towards the director or anyone with the Pulaski County Ambulance District, This is something I would like to make clear! One thing i will promise if elected, I will make sure everything brought up to the board, will be in the best interest of the community and the employees proudly serving it! I feel the current board of directors will look upon me negatively and without an open mind, I think it is clear with the phone calls and statements that have been made i am not welcome on the board! To the current board of directors and the current administrator  I ask this, Stop with the phone calls stop with the comment's, give me the opportunity, that you would with anyone else elected to the board (if Elected), and let me prove to you that i am there for the best interest of the residents and employees of Pulaski County Ambulance District, Pulaski County Missouri. ~ Joshua Hall...

Anyone filing?

Tell us your favorite Joke / The Infamous PEACOCK
« on: December 02, 2011, 09:41:11 AM »
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring everytime. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one. In classic style he responded without batting an eye......Got stoned once and Screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter.

Things that make you go HMMMM / Worse then Facebook
« on: May 04, 2011, 12:43:37 PM »
This is the only place i know that is worse then Facebook with people needing there "drama High" by airing there dirty laundry publicly. Seriously people "especially the repeat posters" get a life, Lay off the computer... This world would be such a better place without your mouths running constantly...   Thanks in advance..

Josh :rant:

National News / A last wish of a 5 year old
« on: November 07, 2009, 04:56:15 AM »
A 5yr old boy named Noah Biorkman , is in the last stages of a 2 1/2yr battle with Neuroblastoma Cancer he has a week possibly two left. The family is celebrating Christmas this wknd, Noahs request is to get lots of Christmas cards.. Please send cards to:   Noah Biorkman
                      1141 Fountain View Circle
                      South Lyon, MI 48178
This was checked thru and seems legit here is what came up

Breaking News / Our Commander in Chief Giving Shout out's
« on: November 06, 2009, 05:20:50 PM »
Am i the only one that caught this?   :o  He gave a "Shout Out" before he spoke about the Fort Hood tragedy?? Could he not of picked a worse time to give a shout out, If bush had done something that embarrassing it would have made world news for a month...  :anger: Way to make us proud Mr.President.... ::)


Things that make you go HMMMM / Why you shouldn't underestimate blondes
« on: October 28, 2009, 07:12:27 PM »
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen
crabs and Asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He Advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for
them staying Frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was

a lawyer and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she
let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to
announce to The entire cabin . . .

"Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, Please
raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... So she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.

Saw this on another forum thought i would share...

1. Open a new file in your computer. 
 2. Name it "Barack Obama". 
 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 
 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 
 5. Your PC will ask you:  'Do you really want to get rid of "Barack Obama"'?
 6. Click 'Yes.' 
 7. Feel better?

National News / Wartime Shortages Predicted !!! Be Prepared !
« on: April 11, 2008, 04:37:19 PM »
I don't usually pass on political advice or information, however, we had
all better wake up and start paying attention!

This morning, Pakistani Taliban Minister of Emigration, Mohammad Omar,
warned the United States that if war in Iraq continues, Taliban authorities
will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be
next, followed by Dell Computer customer service reps, AOL Help,
Motel 6 managers, liquor store and gasoline station cashiers.

Who knew it would come to this.  It's getting ugly

Tell us your favorite Joke / Home Depot Scam
« on: December 07, 2007, 03:43:07 AM »
A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets. Laughing

State News / 3 kitten's
« on: September 22, 2007, 12:58:32 AM »
3 kittens had her twins today.  Zane came out fine and after a emergency C-section addison is out. They sent me pictures of both of them. Addison had to be on oxygen for a while. But i think she is off  The pictures are adorable....

State News / Guess What Guess What!!!!
« on: July 10, 2007, 04:31:01 AM »
Someone is going to be a Grandma and its not Cricket (thank god) can anyone guess.. Or am I already late on this one....  ((*(*& ((*(*&

State News / Six Flags
« on: June 23, 2007, 06:39:16 AM »
Nine thrill rides around the country were shut down Friday after a 13-year-old girl's feet were severed off at an amusement park in Louisville, Ky.

A Six Flags spokeswoman said the company has shut down rides similar to Louisville's Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom's Superman Tower of Power at parks in St. Louis, Gurnee, Illinois, and near Washington, D.C., as a safety precaution.

Click here to read the latest from FOX 41.

Cedar Fair Entertainment Co. also shut down and inspected drop tower rides at Kings Island near Cincinnati; Canada's Wonderland, in Toronto; Kings Dominion in Doswell, Va.; Carowinds, in Charlotte, N.C.; and Great America in Santa Clara, Calif., company spokeswoman Stacy Frole said.

State officials were investigating how the 13-year-old girl's feet were severed.

Witnesses saw a cable snap before hearing screams of terror.

"I seen the car go up. Then, like, the cable broke, I heard pwchh and I heard a lot of people screaming," Chris Stinette, who was on the ride when the accident occurred, told FOX 41.

Investigators returned to the park Friday to examine the ride, said Bill Clary, a spokesman for the Kentucky Department of Agriculture.

The Agriculture Department is responsible for inspecting amusement park rides in Kentucky. "We don't know the cause and we may never know the cause, honestly," Clary said.

Part of a broke cable was visible on the ride, the Louisville Courier-Journal reported. Asked about the cable, McLean told the paper, "it would be speculation" to say how the ride malfunctioned or whether the cable contributed to the accident.

Click here to read a list of recent amusement park accidents.

The girl, whose name was not released because she's a minor, was initially treated at University Hospital and her condition was unknown, according to park spokeswoman Carolyn McLean. Her condition was unavailable Friday morning.

The ride lifts passengers 177 feet straight up, then drops 154 feet, reaching a speed of 54 mph according to the park's Web site.

The ride has been shut down indefinitely while park and state officials investigate what caused the accident. The rest of the park remained open.

The ride opened in 1995 and was originally called the "Hellevator," the Courier-Journal reported.;jsessionid=7507A0DA54B4B615C7EF4570291A2F4D?contentId=3572110&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1

National News / Drag Racer Kills 7 hurts 18
« on: June 19, 2007, 04:20:41 AM »
Anyone else hear about this? I do believe it was in Tennessee

Local News / Whats Going on In Dixon
« on: May 31, 2007, 08:14:47 PM »
Does Anybody know what's going on in dixon?  I have had alot of people call and ask and I'm clueless

Local News / Waynesville and Crocker's Tax Increase.
« on: April 07, 2007, 12:47:30 AM »
In the past month two of the Fire Protection tax Levy's, have failed. What is the reasoning for this, They are only helping our communities,  

Local News / Fire Department Tax Increase
« on: April 07, 2007, 12:20:35 AM »
It has came to my attention that Both the wayensville and crocker fire protection district tax levy Failed, Do we not care if our house is on fire, I mean I would want the F.D there asap. But it just strikes me odd that  of all taxes that we pass, these didn't pass. %%$%$$# Can anyone help me understand this better?    *****

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