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Title: Leopard Mountain Trail Rides Devils Elbow.
Post by: Lepard LLC on June 16, 2011, 02:29:37 AM
Introducing Leopard Mountain trail rides in Beautiful Devils Elbow Missouri, along Route 66.
Enjoy free camping on our 100 acre estate in the beautiful Mark Twain Forrest.
573-205-3386 ask for Dick
 
Afraid of Horses? We Have a solution. Our trail rides are all done on Riding Mowers.
Why you ask? They have been proven in scientific studies to be 10 times as safe as horses.
 
New addition - Friday night Mower Drags and a shuffle board tournament. Sponsored by Best Bike Custom Choppers.
 
FAQ
 
How many trails do you have? The entire 100 acres is mowable and you are allowed to ride on any area that has not been mowed. (Riding Limited to 12 hours per day.)
 
What does it cost? Just $29.95 per person per day plus fuel, includes free camping, hose showers and Wifi. Camping spots with electric are 10 extra per person per day.
 
Isn't this just a trick to get your yard mowed?  LOL, no not at all, people don't realise the quality time a person has by spending hours alone on a mower overlooking Booker Lake in Devils Elbow. As an added bonus you will recieve a rich deep dark tan all compliments of the staff of Leopard  Mountain and the Sun ofcourse.
 
What if we get bored Mowing? Glad you asked, we also offer free weedeating classes, even the novice can become a pro weed eater after a few days on Leopard Mountain.
 
 
Coming Fall 2011, Rock picking, deck restoration and painting classes.
 
 
 
 
Title: Re: Leopard Mountain Trail Rides Devils Elbow.
Post by: fish on June 16, 2011, 02:33:17 AM
are the ticks and chiggers included in the price?
Title: Re: Leopard Mountain Trail Rides Devils Elbow.
Post by: Lepard LLC on June 16, 2011, 02:54:51 AM
As usual,  no extra charge..


are the ticks and chiggers included in the price?
Title: Re: Leopard Mountain Trail Rides Devils Elbow.
Post by: ♥♣ ~Maynard~♣♥ on June 16, 2011, 03:28:48 AM
Rick You are a Jewel among Men, This Idea could attract a new bred of tourist and put more cash flow in the county.
Beth Wiles needs to add this attraction on her website on tourism.  :th_gen129:   ***(**&   ***(**&   ***(**&   (((**&^^%
Title: Re: Leopard Mountain Trail Rides Devils Elbow.
Post by: Lepard LLC on June 16, 2011, 11:10:35 AM
Pretty sure that this is an original idea, a first.


Rick You are a Jewel among Men, This Idea could attract a new bred of tourist and put more cash flow in the county.
Beth Wiles needs to add this attraction on her website on tourism.  :th_gen129:   ***(**&   ***(**&   ***(**&   (((**&^^%
Title: Re: Leopard Mountain Trail Rides Devils Elbow.
Post by: Coyote on June 16, 2011, 12:44:00 PM
I want to start my own "camp ground!!"
Title: Re: Leopard Mountain Trail Rides Devils Elbow.
Post by: littlebit on June 16, 2011, 12:50:16 PM
How much does it cost if we provide our own riding mowers?
Title: Re: Leopard Mountain Trail Rides Devils Elbow.
Post by: Lepard LLC on June 16, 2011, 12:50:30 PM
Leopard Mountain is a franchise.

I want to start my own "camp ground!!"
Title: Re: Leopard Mountain Trail Rides Devils Elbow.
Post by: Lepard LLC on June 16, 2011, 12:51:49 PM
$9.95 per day, this just covers the Wifi, trash, water useage.


How much does it cost if we provide our own riding mowers?
Title: Re: Leopard Mountain Trail Rides Devils Elbow.
Post by: littlebit on June 16, 2011, 01:11:47 PM
$9.95 per day, this just covers the Wifi, trash, water useage.




Wow, that is a deal! Too bad I an stuck here in Afghanistan.......
Title: Re: Leopard Mountain Trail Rides Devils Elbow.
Post by: I have no username on June 16, 2011, 01:14:45 PM
Is the woman on the mower in 1st pic included?
Title: Re: Leopard Mountain Trail Rides Devils Elbow.
Post by: Lepard LLC on June 16, 2011, 06:28:00 PM
You have to negotiate with her.

Is the woman on the mower in 1st pic included?
Title: Re: Leopard Mountain Trail Rides Devils Elbow.
Post by: Lepard LLC on June 16, 2011, 08:28:24 PM
New addition - Friday night Mower Drags and a shuffle board tournament. Sponsored by Best Bike Custom Choppers.