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The Strorm
« on: February 01, 2008, 10:14:55 PM »

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This Biker was dating this gorgeous chick for he first time. After a nice dinner, they retired to his apartment. Soon, the effect from the spicy dinner (Taco Bell) started to over come the young lady, who did not want to let loose on the first date (I believe that happens after the third) and miss a chance to ride on the back of a HOG.
Seeing a piano in the corner, she asks her date if she can play a song she had written. Wanting to please her, he told her to please play.
She sat down, and said this was a song she had written herself. She strummed the keys from one end of the piano to the other, slammed down on the keys at the same time letting one rip, covered by the loud explosive piano notes.
She looked at her new found steel horse rider, and asked, "What do you think baby?
He asked” What do you call that"
She replied" I call it THE STORM" Should i play it again?
"Certainly" Still focused upon her breasts at this time
Again she strummed aimlessly on the key and again slammed down to cover another anal explosion.

"What do you think about that lover, should I play it again?" (As the three layer Chalupa built up again)
Looking kind of shocked, he looked at her, "so you call that The Storm huh?"
"Yes dear"
He replied" I think it was great, but can you play it again without the part where the lighting hits the S**T House?"
 
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Re: The Strorm
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2008, 10:53:43 PM »
a string of fart jokes huh?  Just wait, I know where there is some more.
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Re: The Strorm
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2008, 11:14:25 PM »
A very snobby woman is sitting in a restaurant, having just finished her clam chowder. As she leans over to reach into her purse for her wallet to pay the waiter, she releases a loud fart that makes everyone turn towards her table. Hoping to blame the flatulent blast on the waiter, she sits up with an air of indignation on her face and shouts: “Stop it!” To which the smart waiter replies, “Of course madam, which way did it go?"
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Re: The Strorm
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2008, 11:50:40 PM »
I am still trying to figure out hat a S-T-R-O-R-M is. LOL
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Re: The Strorm
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2008, 11:59:06 PM »
I am still trying to figure out hat a S-T-R-O-R-M is. LOL


If you are going to correct someone's spelling, it might be a good idea to make sure you don't leave something out of your own.  ROFLAO
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Re: The Strorm
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2008, 01:22:05 AM »


If you are going to correct someone's spelling, it might be a good idea to make sure you don't leave something out of your own.  ROFLAO
Damn!!! i hate when that happens, and whats worse is a dumb old girl had to correct me,   &^&**( ((*(*& :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* ;) :angel:
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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2008, 01:29:38 AM »
    ((*(*&    Thanyou
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Re: The Strorm
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2009, 03:07:05 AM »
LOL
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