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Special Interests => Tell us your favorite Joke => Topic started by: ♥♣ ~Maynard~♣♥ on May 08, 2012, 04:06:12 AM

Title: Can't find my keys
Post by: ♥♣ ~Maynard~♣♥ on May 08, 2012, 04:06:12 AM
Several days  ago, as I left a meeting at a hotel, I
desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.  I was looking for my
keys.  They were not in my
pockets.  A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly, I realized I must have left them in the car.   Frantically,  I
headed for the parking lot.

My wife has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the
ignition.  My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
Her theory is that the car will be stolen. 

As I burst through the door,  I came to a terrifying conclusion
that her theory was right.  The parking lot was empty. I immediately
called the police,  gave them my location, confessed that I had left my
keys in  the car and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I
stammered; I always call her "honey" in times like these. "I left my
keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

There  was a period of silence.  I thought the call had been
dropped, but then I heard her voice.  "Idiot", she barked, "I dropped
you off!"

Now it was my time to be silent.  Embarrassed, I said, "Well,
come and get me." 

She retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I
have not stolen your car."

Yep it's the golden years.