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Title: The T.S.A. Disclosed the official Airport Screening Results
Post by: ♥♣ ~Maynard~♣♥ on December 10, 2012, 12:33:34 AM
 
       The T.S.A. Disclosed the official Airport Screening Results                       
   October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:[/size][/font][/b][/t]
   Terrorists Discovered[/t]   0
   Transvestites[/t]   133
   Hernias[/t]   1,485
   Hemorrhoid Cases[/t]   3,172
   Enlarged Prostates[/t]   8,249
   Breast Implants[/t]   59,350
   Natural Blondes[/t]   3      It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.      Thought you'd like to know.