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Title: Ammo Getting Scarce
Post by: matrsnot on August 01, 2013, 12:06:21 AM
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This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.


I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.



She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"



I thought for a few seconds and asked,




"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"
Title: Re: Ammo Getting Scarce
Post by: littlebit on August 01, 2013, 03:34:43 AM
Awesome!!!