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Pulaski Enquirer / comodities (spell)???
« on: February 11, 2009, 07:18:08 PM »
I was just wondering where I would go to get signed up for comodities. I know they give them out at good sams but I dont know where to get signed up for them.

Pulaski Enquirer / HAPPY BIRTHDAY * KRISTI *
« on: January 07, 2009, 08:18:51 PM »
Have a happy happy birthday.

Tell us your favorite Joke / Some Quick Funnies
« on: December 18, 2008, 11:48:33 PM »
I got these the other day via email and thought I'd share:
A Kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked him. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didnt move," answered the child innocently. "you did WHAT?!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprize. "You know," explained the boy "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didnt move."
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."
An exasperated mother, who's son was always gettin into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you exspect to get to heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, Ill run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For heaven's sake Dylan come in or stay out!'"
ONe summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I cant dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
It was that time during Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited tocome forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your easter dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the pastors clip-on microphone, "Yes and my mom says it's a b*tch to iron."
When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year-old came into the room as I was preparing to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy youre getting fat." I replied, "Yes, honey, remember mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," she replied, "But what's growing in your butt?"
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of chicken little to her class. she came to the part where chicken little warns the farmer. she read"... and chicken little went up to the farmer and said "the sky is falling!" the teacher then asked the class, "and what do you think that the farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said," I think he said: 'Holy Sh*t! a talking chicken!" The teacher was unable to teach for 10 minutes.

I just heard on the Scanner / Someone with a scanner...
« on: December 18, 2008, 02:53:54 AM »
Quick tell me what's going on down t highway way. I'm hearing LOTS of sirens.

Pulaski Enquirer / Who Is...
« on: December 14, 2008, 03:33:09 AM »
Who is your favorite person in the world dead or alive????

Religion Opinion / A Place For Single Christians To Meet
« on: October 07, 2008, 06:55:32 PM »
Hi everyone. There is this group I meet with called Reality Check. It is for Highschool grads to 25 year olds who arent married who want to meet every Saturday. We have a bible study then we discuss current events. Right now the group is comprised of mainly girls and one male. We are looking for more people to join. The 1st, 3rd, and 4th saturdays are bible study days (6pm-12am)  and the 2nd saturday (10am to whenever)of the month we have brunch and do a community service project. We meet a Becky McClain's house everyweek. If you want more details please dont hesitate to ask
Thanx :lurking:

I just heard on the Scanner / Did I Just hear a Helicoptor over T HWY
« on: March 27, 2008, 02:29:23 AM »
Alot of sirens have been going down T Hwy in the past hour. Now I hear a helicoptor. What's going on?

Pulaski Enquirer / Children of the Nineties Reunite
« on: February 15, 2008, 07:32:58 PM »
If you're under the age of shouldn't even read this,
and if you do, you should not repost this.
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons.
I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:
You remember watching:
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life.
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember:
-Step by Step
-Family Matters
-Boy Meets World!!!!
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-ms. mary mack
when kick ball was a daily activity.
when we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Reading Rainbow
-and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Ninja Turtles
-ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
one word. . . . . . . .trolls. And cutting their hair was bad luck....
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of
-Wild Thornberry's Just about the coolest shows EVER!
-Power Rangers
-Rocket Power.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was $0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

Post with the year you were born
I was 1985

Breaking News / T Hwy Fire
« on: February 05, 2008, 06:52:46 PM »
Just saw a fire rig going down t- hwy I live about 2 miles down has anyone heard anything on the scanner?

Religion Opinion / Television Evanglist Getting Heat From Feds.
« on: February 05, 2008, 06:43:51 PM »
I watch alot of news and I've been hearing about the goverment wanting to take the tax exemption away from the television evanglist. Is this a good thing??? I beleive it is. See I grew up listening to my grandfather preach (if you can guess my grandfather kudos for you ;) ) at Beulah Babtist Church in Richland. He is a country preacher who loved his congergation. Anyway. One of his daughters is married to a man who used to work for Benny Hinn. I'm not going to say what perks they got for working for this non-profit tele-evanglist but they were costly. What do you think? Do you think they should take the tax exemption away or not?

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