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He is sooo darn cute!

A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with a vibrator.
 
 ‘What are you doing?’ asked the mother.
 
 ‘Mom, I'm 40 years old and look at me. I'm ugly. I'll never get married, so this is pretty much my husband.’ The mother walked out of the room, shaking her head.
 
 The next day, the father came home and heard noises in the bedroom and upon entering the room, found his daughter using the vibrator.
 
 ‘What the hell are you doing?’ he asked.
 
 His daughter replied, ‘I already told Mom. I'm 40 years old now and ugly. I will never get married, so this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband.’ The father walked out of the room shaking his head.
 
 The next day, the mother came home to find her husband with a beer in one hand and the vibrator in the other, watching a football game on TV.
 
 ‘What on earth are you doing?’ she cried.
 
 The husband replied, ‘What does it look like I'm doing? I'm having a beer and watching football with my son-in-law!’

I need some house insurance that does not have farm bureau in the name! If you are late on your bill they will not take your money and double up your bill for the next year! If I couldnt afford the first one how on earth how can  I afford double~ read the fine print on how long you can go if your late everyone! so anyway I need some house insurance~ and I heat with wood> anyone have good insurance? and no I have never made a claim on mine either~

Crash Report Details
 

Crash Information    Investigated By Incident# Date Time County Location Troop TPR.KELBE EDEN 110246605 08/03/2011 5:45AM PULASKI LUTHER LANE FIVE MILES NORTH OF WAYNESVILLE I   Vehicle Information    Veh. # Vehicle Description Damage Disposition Driver Name Driver Gender Driver Age Safety Device Driver City/State Driver Insurance Vehicle Direction 1 1996 FORD F250 TRUCK NONE JACK'S TOWING OF ST. ROBERT NONE, NONE MALE UNK NO VEHICLE OWNED BY ALVA R. GATELY, OF CROCKER, MO SHELTER MUTUAL SOUTH   Injury Information    Veh. # Name Gender Age Injury Type Safety Device City/State Involvement Disposition 1 GATELY, ALVA R MALE 65 FATAL NO CROCKER, MO PEDESTRIAN BODY TAKEN TO WAYNESVILLE MEMORIAL CHAPEL IN WAYNESVILLE Misc. Information  NON-TRAFFIC FATALITY ACCIDENT - THE ACCIDENT OCCURRED AS THE VICTIM, ALVA GATELY, WAS OUT OF HIS VEHICLE PLACING A ROCK BENEATH ONE OF THE FRONT WHEELS OF THE VEHICLE TO PREVENT IT FROM ROLLING. BEFORE HE COULD GET THE ROCK PLACED TO PREVENT THE VEHICLE FROM ROLLING, IT DID ROLL FORWARD AND ROLLED OVER GATELY, RESULTING IN FATAL INJURIES. GATELY WAS PROUNCED DEAD AT THE SCENE AT 0618 HOURS BY PULASKI COUNTY CORONER MIKEL HARTNESS.

born on May 19, 2011

I was told something today that I did not believe~ so I looked it up and it was TRUE! Did you know that you could order a casket from Walmart? online? really? I'm sorry but I would feel a little odd going to Walmart to pick up a casket..... how bout you?

                                                                                                           46,64185,398views2,070                                                                                                                   Read More:                          13th Zodiac Sign, New Zodiac, New Zodiac Sign, New Zodiac Sign Dates, New Zodiac Sign Dates Ophiuchus, New Zodiac Signs, New Zodiac Signs 2011, Ophiuchus, Slidepollajax, Zodiac Change, Zodiac Sign Dates, Zodiac Signs, Zodiac Signs Changed,                                                  Living News                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Your zodiac sign may not actually be your zodiac sign anymore. (UPDATE: Scroll down for Twitter reactions -- and to submit your own!)
Astronomer Parke Kunkle says that due to changes in the Earth's alignment the dates of many zodiac signs have changed, according to NBC. In addition, there may be a 13th Zodiac sign: Ophiuchus.
Kunkle says that as the Earth and Sun slowly move the signs gradually change, as expected.
The change didn't happen over night either. The 12 signs were   designated to different periods of the year almost 3,000 years ago, when   astrology began, and since then the Earth's position in relation to the sun has changed.
While the sign many people were born under may now be different, it shouldn't affect horoscope readings, according to NBC.
See if your Zodiac sign has changed below.
The New Dates:
                Story continues below                                    Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
  Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
  Pisces: March 11- April 18
  Aries: April 18 - May 13
  Taurus: May 13 - June 21
  Gemini: June 21 - July 20
  Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
  Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
  Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
  Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
  Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
  Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
  Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20

I had posted my koi fish on rollanet to sell them and this is a reply that I got~ what do you think?

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	message: Hello Stormydazze, Listing these comments concern: http://shopping.rollanet.org/index.php?a=2&b=674193 contact name: Johnny Smith   Below is an inquiry about your classified ad. Also included below is   the ip address of the computer that sent this for abuse tracking   purposes. BEWARE OF SCAMS AND FRAUD (see our "Scam Alert" link on the   Classified pages). Be especially careful if the buyer is wanting to pay   using a money order, cashier's check, certified check, western union,   moneygram, etc.    Comments:  Hi! I am very intersted in your coy fish.  I don't really   want to buy them but more borrow them for a while.  Here is my   situation...I am going bow-fishing with my buddies next month and would   love to have some fish for target practice.  I don't believe in animal   cruelty so I don't want to go and injure this fish and bring uncessary   suffering, I want my shot to be good enough to kill them.    Worry not though.  With your fish I will use my Nerf bow set, and will probably not kill them.  No promises!! 155.9.142.213 : 155.9.142.213
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So what does everyone plan on making for Thanksgiving dinner? I have invited my in laws for dinner now i'm a nervous wreck~ give some ideas please! making dinner for me and the kids is different than making me my inlaws~ they have had it at their house for as long as I can remember and decided to quit doing it this year so I said I would cook for them~ I just have the basics> any other ideas are awesome! tell me what you make and I'm gonna make a list of what im making~ ACK!!

And here I thought I had seen alot!
 

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Facebook users are jerks, another study confirms Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!By Helen A.S. Popkin
Never mind global warning! Given the cavalcade of studies — specious or otherwise — revealing how Facebook is destroying humanity, we probably won't be around for the worst of it.
Why, just this week we learned that Facebook use can lower grades by 20 percent. That's the latest on a list of studies that includes how Facebook can cause health problems, destroy future job opportunities, whip up jealousy and blah blah blah. And now, here's another one that tells us Facebook users are either totally conceited or serious self-haters.
It's been this Facebook user's personal experience that one can be both of the above. And sure enough, a much-hyped undergraduate psychology thesis out of York University in Canada finds that both narcissists and low self-esteem sufferers (within the test group) tend to spend more time on Facebook, loading up their profiles with a lot of self-centered content.
"We all know people like this. They’re updating their status every five minutes and the photos they post are very carefully construed," the thesis author Soraya Mehdizade said on York University's news page. "The question is, are these really accurate representations of the individual or are they merely a projection of who the individual wants to be?" The study also found:

• The more extreme the narcissism, the more time spent checking Facebook.
• The more extreme the self-loathing, the more time spent checking Facebook.
• Males were more concerned with the "About me" sections of their profiles.
• Women are more concerned with how good they look in their pictures.

Interesting stuff, if not somewhat obvious, and a topic that deserves follow up with a broader methodology, as Mehdizade suggests in the summation of her thesis: "Aside from including a more objective measure of Facebook page coding and incorporating multiple page coders, future research should seek to expand these results across a larger sample that is more diverse in age and selected across a variety of settings."
Mehdizade's study followed the online habits and personalities of 100 York University students between the ages of 18 and 25. Considering Facebook's 500,000 international members, that's a fine start for further study, but hardly the headline-grabbing condemnation we want it to be.
All manner of media love to grab the most specious of Facebook studies. The social network is such a strong presence in so many lives; these stories are guaranteed to get a big audience. And since hating Facebook is a popular topic on Facebook, the more negative the findings the better. Who doesn't want their beliefs confirmed by science — even when the scientist who authored the ballyhooed study confirms that far more work needs to be done? All we need now is one tiny study that confirms Facebook causes both narcissism and low self-esteem, and we're all set!
Helen A.S. Popkin is always going "blah blah blah" about Facebook, then she asks you to Friend her or follow her on Twitter ...because that's how she rolls.

How do you find out how much a wrecked truck is worth if you wanna sell it? body good except for where wrecked ( front end passenger side) and someone stole the catalytic converter~ parts will cost $800.00 but i'm not buying since I didn't wreck it~ Truck is soooo pretty~ 2001 Ford Edge~ since I wont fix it , my son wants to sell it to buy something that does run>

Ok since I redid my puter I lost alot of info including my speakers~ I also lost the website I need to go to ta figure out how to get to Indiana from Missouri~ anyone know about how much it is gonna cost me in gas? My dad has cancer in his spine and is in really bad shape and I wanna go see him while I can~ So what website is it again I need to go to? I figure it would be a good bet to take at least $250~ I have a place to stay and all and taking sandwich and water and stuff, just need money for gas~ thanks for the info~

ok i'm looking for something for my husbands truck but i can't go asking for a thing of a ma chig~ (my son says i'm bad about that)~ it goes behind the seat of a truck and you can put stuff in it~ under the window~like tools and such and has pockets but for the life of me I can't remember what it is called! ggggrrr.. kinda hard to find something when ya don't know what to ask for!! I have looked at Oreillys and Big Lots and Kmart and Walmart~ my husband says they must of quit making them~ HELP!!!

just a few snow pics I took before my batteries died~ 

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