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Things that make you go HMMMM / Re: Latest drug craze: Cheerios?
« on: June 22, 2009, 09:31:06 PM »
Not a problem for me, I'd rather die than eat Cheerios.

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Things that make you go HMMMM / Re: NASCAR FANS
« on: June 19, 2009, 10:28:26 PM »
We dancers wear something that looks like a Kangaroo pouch.
 
 
Did you wear yours at thunder down under?  ;D

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Things that make you go HMMMM / Re: NASCAR FANS
« on: June 19, 2009, 10:08:22 PM »
Crop top wife beater, nice..


Here is a picture of what Dave thinks Nascar fans look like :shame:
picture attached
 

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Reminds me of an ex I wouldn't dance with.

Lol thats how I dance intoxicated lol

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Religion Opinion / Re: TAKING BACK ASTRONOMY
« on: June 18, 2009, 01:55:06 AM »
Crazy how that works. Hard to believe.
 
ray charles is dead. God isn't .now stevie wonder......

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The person who brought it to my attention acted like it was a big deal. I didn't see it that way.
 
 
I'm not exactly sure what you are asking.

Based on the map and the written description ("The proposed certificated area is located just north of Waynesville and east of Missouri Highway 17, in Pulaski County, in a portion of Section 12, Township 36 North, Range 12 West. The area encompasses approximately 160 acres, which will be developed into approximately 225 single family home lots") it appears this is Jerry Laughlin's subdivision off Highway 17 commonly known as Northern Heights Estates. If I am right, it's next to Doug Tillett's Shalom Mountain.

An individual house on a farm obviously doesn't need anything more than a residential septic system, and that's also the case if you've got several houses on a farm or a fairly large piece of land. But that's not an efficient use of land for a residential subdivision -- for a developer to make a reasonable amount of money, you've got to put the houses closer together than you can put septic systems. If there's no existing public sewer system in the area, that generally requires the creation of a private sewer system, and to build a sewer system you need permission from the relevant state and/or local authorities.

The Pulaski County Sewer District doesn't have any sewer lines in the area, and neither does the city of Waynesville. Even if they did, the houses are way up on the top of a tall bluff and I suspect there would be major problems connecting lines from those houses to a treatment plant.

Does that make any sense, or is there a question I'm not catching here?

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Sneak Peek Sheriff's View / Re: I apologize
« on: June 17, 2009, 03:12:58 PM »
He can't private message you on here, you don't have enough posts. Call him at 573-774-6196


I apologize for my post yesterday I was not harrassing anyone I just wanted a simple question answered from JB..  I would appreciate it if he would contact me privately so I may ask him what I was trying to yesterday...

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Local News / Jerry Laugling applies for water and sewer utilities?
« on: June 17, 2009, 02:43:33 PM »
https://www.efis.psc.mo.gov/mpsc/commoncomponents/viewdocument.asp?DocId=935377543
 
I don't quite understand this, can someone explain? This was brought to my attention.

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Religion Opinion / Re: TAKING BACK ASTRONOMY
« on: June 17, 2009, 07:07:57 AM »
How about this Mark?

God is love, Love is blind, Ray Charles is blind, therefore Ray Charles is God.

Could you decide some good moral rules that all of humanity should follow? (and follow them)

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Religion Opinion / Re: TAKING BACK ASTRONOMY
« on: June 16, 2009, 09:45:19 PM »
Not gonna read it, sorry.. I don't read cut n pastes. I realize that if the bible says it so, then you believe it.


I put the flat earth one on there for you Rick!

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Tell us your favorite Joke / Re: RODNEY DANGERFIELD
« on: June 16, 2009, 09:37:42 PM »
One that I like that he did is, "My wife likes to talk to me during sex, why just the other night she called me from a hotel."
 
Or "Sex? At my age I am envious of a stiff wind."
 
 
 
 
A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
  Rodney Dangerfield 
 
 Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
  Rodney Dangerfield 
 
 At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.
  Rodney Dangerfield 
 
 I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
  Rodney Dangerfield 
 
 I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
  Rodney Dangerfield 
 
 I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
  Rodney Dangerfield 
 
 I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
  Rodney Dangerfield 
 
 I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
  Rodney Dangerfield 
 
 I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
  Rodney Dangerfield 
 
 I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
  Rodney Dangerfield 
 
 I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
  Rodney Dangerfield 
 
 I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
  Rodney Dangerfield 
 
 I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
  Rodney Dangerfield 
 
 I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
  Rodney Dangerfield 
 
 I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.
  Rodney Dangerfield 
 
 I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
  Rodney Dangerfield 
 
 I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
  Rodney Dangerfield 
 
 I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
  Rodney Dangerfield 
 
 I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
  Rodney Dangerfield 
 
 I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
  Rodney Dangerfield

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Religion Opinion / Re: TAKING BACK ASTRONOMY
« on: June 16, 2009, 09:00:19 PM »
But see I just write stuff to get him fired up, he doesn't bother me..
 
 
You are preaching to the choir, Rick.   Mark STILL believes the sun revolves around us. He has posted in black and white that he believes the earth is the center of the universe.  ***(((*

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Religion Opinion / Re: TAKING BACK ASTRONOMY
« on: June 16, 2009, 08:30:21 PM »
Mark just remember, the guys who wrote the bible also believed the world was flat, and the sun revolved around us.
 
 
That was for you guys that think scientists have everything figured out through chance and random processes. I know that they don't and never will simply because that's not how it happened. I've given you more facts than anyone else in your entire life in support of Biblical truths!

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Things that make you go HMMMM / Re: Fruit flavored condoms
« on: June 16, 2009, 05:52:36 PM »
I'd like to explain that I make the light sabre noises with my mouth but I can imagine what the responses might be.
 
If mine made light sabre noises I think I'd rush to the doctor because somethings wrong...

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Things that make you go HMMMM / Re: Fruit flavored condoms
« on: June 16, 2009, 05:37:02 PM »
An example of the light sabre noises.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXpMUh4shTQ
I like them, I make the Light Sabre noises when I wear one.



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Things that make you go HMMMM / Re: Fruit flavored condoms
« on: June 16, 2009, 06:59:44 AM »
Dang girl, find u a real man.
 
 
Like where THEY'RE going anyone could see anything anyway.  Just saying....

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Things that make you go HMMMM / Re: Fruit flavored condoms
« on: June 16, 2009, 06:52:28 AM »
I like them, I make the Light Sabre noises when I wear one.


Do they glow in the dark as well? 
I never could understand the use of that.  Like where THEY'RE going anyone could see anything anyway.  Just saying....

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Things that make you go HMMMM / Re: Fruit flavored condoms
« on: June 16, 2009, 06:51:23 AM »
Luke, I am your father!
 
 
I could tell you a story about glowing in the dark condoms but i won't :th_thwhistling:   :crying: 

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Pulaski Enquirer / Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SANDY!!
« on: June 15, 2009, 07:19:37 AM »
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!

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National News / Re: Six Flags files Chapter 11
« on: June 14, 2009, 07:10:23 PM »
I think they will turn theirselves around, that's what it's all about.
 
I just seen where six flags filed chapter 11 saturday. Shouldnt affect patrons but they are gong broke

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Things that make you go HMMMM / Re: ATTN:: OKIE What if??
« on: June 14, 2009, 07:07:14 PM »
I for one sure used to think so.

Now I am worried %%$%$$#
pic attached
 

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Lighter News / Re: MARK HAD A GOOD DAY
« on: June 13, 2009, 10:00:18 PM »
Now I see where you wrote Pulaski County Fair Queen in the shoutbox this morning.
 
 
Yes!

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Lighter News / Re: MARK HAD A GOOD DAY
« on: June 13, 2009, 09:57:19 PM »
Feel better now?

Or maybe I hadn't got the paper yet you #$$####$$##$$##$#$$##$$##$$$$######$$$$$$##@##$$$$$##$$%$$##$$$$#######$

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Lighter News / Re: MARK HAD A GOOD DAY
« on: June 13, 2009, 09:47:24 PM »
I feel your pain.
 
Can I cuss oldcowpoker without getting banned again?

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Lighter News / Re: MARK HAD A GOOD DAY
« on: June 13, 2009, 09:35:47 PM »
No way, not until atleast the second date.. LOL.. Some will run, some will stay.
 
You should be proud of her it is a professionally ran competition and she won..
 
 
Usually she gets $50 this $500 will come in handy this fall at College. As you might have guessed I'm very proud of her! And we could even be getting a new mommy soon. (should I not bring that up on the first date?)

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Lighter News / Re: MARK HAD A GOOD DAY
« on: June 13, 2009, 09:26:37 PM »
Ricks not in your boat, I get dates. Wasn't chasing your kid.. LOL
 
 
She's won at least 5 local competitions (only once she did not win) She's beautiful and smart like her Dad (shes also only 18 Rick)

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Lighter News / Re: MARK HAD A GOOD DAY
« on: June 13, 2009, 09:17:05 PM »
The fair board might pay her expenses to the State Fair, be sure to ask. There are other obligations she will need to attend to during the year, like parades, etc..

Cool!

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Lighter News / Re: MARK HAD A GOOD DAY
« on: June 13, 2009, 09:15:33 PM »
Attractive women, Pulaski County, it's my job it's what I do.
LOL

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Lighter News / Re: MARK HAD A GOOD DAY
« on: June 13, 2009, 09:11:33 PM »
Missouri State Fair Queen

So if she wins at the state fair What will her title be?

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Lighter News / Re: MARK HAD A GOOD DAY
« on: June 13, 2009, 09:06:14 PM »
I bow to the Pulaski County Fair Queen.

And when I see Miss Pulaski County I will bow to her to.
 
You should have her run for Miss Pulaski County.


I can't believe your making me do this (you should bow to the Queen and congratulate her)
      "In the end, Katherine Harpstrite 17, of Crocker, was named the 2009 Pulaski County Fair Queen. Harpstrite walked away with the $500 scholarship and the chance to compete at the state fair."
  (as written in the Daily Guide)