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Religion Opinion / Re: NOAH'S ARK
« on: May 04, 2009, 02:59:48 PM »
You so just burst my bubble.
###$$#@! I don't know if its the message board that has gone to your head or what? Back up a couple steps Rick. YOU ARE NOT GOD!
   Maybe Jax can help us here:  Jax, Rick thinks he's God, and we are his subjects, and he built......well you get the picture.   ###$$#@!

Religion Opinion / Re: NOAH'S ARK
« on: May 04, 2009, 02:53:33 AM »
At ease subjects.

All hail the holiest of us all... Saint Lepard!

Religion Opinion / Re: NOAH'S ARK
« on: May 04, 2009, 02:49:35 AM »
Oh, send your cash and checks to Reverend Rick P.O. Box 411 waynesville, MO. 65583

We need to build another boat to hold the feed.

Religion Opinion / Re: NOAH'S ARK
« on: May 04, 2009, 02:47:20 AM »
All hail the divine wisdom that flows like a river on Leopard Mountain.

Religion Opinion / Re: NOAH'S ARK
« on: May 04, 2009, 02:41:34 AM »
Have faith my people. It is now in writing.. I, a human wrote it, so you who have faith should believe it to be fact, so sayeth Rick on Leopard Mountain.

Well, since divine intervention is involved we should all just have faith in your word. Who needs proof?

Religion Opinion / Re: NOAH'S ARK
« on: May 04, 2009, 02:38:19 AM »
Nope, the alley just appeared one day, I thought it must have been a miracle. Yup that's it, that's the ticket, miracle.

You made the alley out of the leftover wood I bet.

Religion Opinion / Re: NOAH'S ARK
« on: May 04, 2009, 02:36:34 AM »
Built it in sections, and don't forget I had divine intervention, therefore it is believalble right? Oh I forgot, we parked it on the far side of the moon..
Since you brought it up, how did you get the boat out? Or did your basement flood and it took a year to dry it out?

Religion Opinion / Re: NOAH'S ARK
« on: May 04, 2009, 02:27:01 AM »
Yes I wasn't able to use my bowling alley until we took the boat out.

Big basement huh?

Religion Opinion / Re: NOAH'S ARK
« on: May 04, 2009, 02:25:03 AM »
No mine. You do believe me right, I mean, I wrote it..
Your not talking about DN's basement are you.

Religion Opinion / Re: NOAH'S ARK
« on: May 04, 2009, 12:43:51 AM »
Believe it or not I built this same boat in ten minutes in my basement.
          Noah's Ark Was No Little Boat          Written by: Bruce Malone                    When "Noah's Ark" is found it will be the greatest archeological and anthropological discovery of all time. Finding an ancient wooden sea vessel, large enough to hold two of every basic type of land dwelling animal, buried high on Mt, Ararat would have the following implications:   
  • It would confirm that the entire surface of the planet had been covered by water within the last 6000 years
  • It would confirm the factual basis for the flood legend which is present in every human culture on the planet.
  • It would again confirm reliability of the Biblical record of the human race.
  • It would mean that every land animal  (including humans) has descended from the inhabitants of the Ark.
  • It would take more faith than ever to cling to the theory that man descended from ape-like creatures.
  • The fossils would have to be interpreted as mainly a result of this flood, not the result of slow accumulation over time.
The alleged ark is yet to be discovered by a qualified team of scientists, but many seemingly reliable sources have claimed to have seen it. For more information on Noah's ark an excellent technical resource is : Noah's Ark: A feasibility Study by John Woodmorappe.
According to the Biblical text, Noah had over 100 years to build the ark which would have been an unmistakable witness to the impending judgment of God. Jesus not only referred to this event as a fact of history, but tied his imminent return to a time when the state of affairs on earth would be similar to those at the time of Noah (Matthew 24:37-39). If and when the ark is found, there will once again be an enormous monument pointing toward impending judgment. My hope when this happens is that those who have not placed their faith in Christ will wake up and do so because their opportunity may end soon.
The most common question asked about the validity of Noah's ark is, "How could millions of different animals fit on one small boat?"   
  • First, there were not millions of animals. Not every "kind" of animal was needed to be on board. According to the Biblical text., neither insects nor amphibians would have been taken on board. Only those animals which could not have survived a year long flood needed to be on board. Furthermore, every minor variation of animal (species) was not present. Wolves, foxes, coyote, and dogs could have come from an original dog kind.
  • Making the generous assumption that the average animal size is as large as a sheep, and between 2 and 7 of each kind of animal were taken, 16,000 sheep-size animals, at the most, would have been on board. This number could have been as low as 2000 if the Biblical "kind" is equivalent to the family level of modern animal classification. These numbers include every known living and extinct type of mammal, bird, amphibian, and reptile.
  • This was no small boat. Noah and his family had over 100 years to construct a vessel longer that a football field and three stories high. The total space available was equivalent to 522 railroad stock cars. A stock car holds 240 sheep so the ark could have held 125,000 animals.
  • At most, only 40% of the total space was needed for all of the animals! The remainder would be used for food and storage.
The account of Noah's flood is similar to many other Biblical stories. They make perfect sense if you assume they mean exactly what they say and take time to study them carefully.

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: Relationships??
« on: May 01, 2009, 10:14:18 PM »
Ricks running wild this weekend, he isn't paying attention.
Will Rick get mad at us? If i start telling you stories, you will have nightmares. Think that would work?

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: Relationships??
« on: April 30, 2009, 02:58:36 PM »
I pay attention.

And how is it that you know so much about male enhancement aids? ;)

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: Relationships??
« on: April 30, 2009, 02:57:14 PM »
Same concept, probably same ingredients.
Wrong product.  Wrong commercial.

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: Relationships??
« on: April 30, 2009, 02:26:43 PM »
It is a pill that doesn't exactly say it makes you larger because thay can't make false claims on television. There is also a topical creme that they send you.

:-[ so it is something that makes it last longer or makes it get bigger or what? LOL I'm not asking for myself also wants to know is a pill or a creme and if it is a creme is it well umm poisons ?  :-[

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: Relationships??
« on: April 30, 2009, 02:17:19 PM »

I read in the Daily Guide about the funeral, and the last line in the story was this.

"Patrick, 16, was killed as the result of injury sustained during a baseball game last week."

Shouldn't it say he died as a result? Darrell?

Local News / Swine flu in Missouri
« on: April 30, 2009, 02:02:38 AM »
The first reported case in Platte county near Kansas City.

Local News / Re: Wreck on T Hwy
« on: April 30, 2009, 01:10:05 AM »
Ford Explorers would likely be the winner of the crash.
He said they towed out a black or dark SUV like a Ford Explorer, but didn't see the other vehicle.

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: Relationships??
« on: April 30, 2009, 12:50:20 AM »
Maybe thats why mark hasn't had a date in a year, you can't cut and paste a womans satisfaction.

See Mark isn't this more fun than religon and politics.
No cut and paste here just original thought.
Stuff like this will keep your mind sharp and your attitude young and crisp :{:{:

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: Relationships??
« on: April 29, 2009, 09:39:34 PM »
Sorry, I have to find my toys attractive.

Rick what you need is one of them Regina Vagina vacuum cleaners.
They have the the suction power of a class 4 tornado.
It should hold you over until you find another Lady that has the same attributes without being plugged in, just turned on.
 &^&&( :th_th36_1_15:

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: Relationships??
« on: April 29, 2009, 09:21:19 PM »
Most women want a bad boy, but then when they get him they want to castrate him.

Women seen to all be looking for there Prince Charming to ride in on a great white horse......
Then they wind up settling for the Horse's ASS underneath him
%%$%$$# ^^^%%% ***(((*

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: Relationships??
« on: April 29, 2009, 09:01:44 PM »
I have been married three times, every time it was not my idea to get married, it just seemed like the easiest way out of the fight.. I was with one gal for 7 years, that's my record, the other two 9 months and 4 years. I have had ten long term relationships if 3 months can qualify. I am currently being a single bad boy.. 90 percent of my adult life I have been in a relationship. It is that extra ten percent that kills my reputation.. LOL

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: Relationships??
« on: April 29, 2009, 08:54:37 PM »
How do you know she's not the kirby or electrolux type?

Of all the days i dont have a broom...

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: Relationships??
« on: April 28, 2009, 11:34:34 PM »
Speaking of doors.
The problem with relationships is, you never know what's behind door number one, number two, and number three..
LOL Maynard, kudos for starting this, though what I was referring to was a place to discuss some of the problems (or positive aspects) we have connecting with people in our lives.
This pcw community is probably to small, I mean many of us know each other making conversations of a more personal nature rather dicey.
That being said.  I'm still single.  Divorced after one year of marriage 26 years ago. 
I haven't burned any bridges and of late, opened one or two doors.  That's all I'm saying, lol

Music, Bands, Concerts? / Re: Anyone else like this?
« on: April 28, 2009, 11:05:05 PM »

Health News / Re: Swine Flu
« on: April 28, 2009, 03:55:07 PM »
Since this flu outbreak I have noticed a decline in my hotel businesses..

Local News / Re: Shooting Incident
« on: April 28, 2009, 03:09:13 PM »
Judges decide based on evidence.
I haven't ever figured out how a bond is determined. ***** ***** *****  He SHOT someone ***** *****  $100,000.00 only ***** *****   My son stayed and helped an od victim and his bond was $500,000.00 Cash only... This man SHOT SOMEONE... How are these bonds determined? ??? ??? ??? ?

Religion Opinion / Re: The nine Satanic sins.
« on: April 28, 2009, 02:30:40 PM »
Yes, well, there's a cure for that ailment..

That's not true. Half of us are horny, the other half are too bashful to admit it.

Religion Opinion / Re: What is Satanism?
« on: April 28, 2009, 02:21:35 PM »
I am just allowing freedom of speech. I don't take sides, my position as site owner doesn't allow me much opinion on many subjects. Coming out on any side of many arguement makes me biased immediately. I do routinely try to point out false rumors, but when it comes to religion I realise the arguments went on for a long time, and I am not going to change much by joining in.

Now when it comes to politics that's a different dog..
If I did share one opinion of Satan. I would have to believe he existed first.

Virtually nobody in Pulaski County advocates Satanism, Wicca, or any of these other wierdnesses that crop up from time to time on the Pulaski County Web. Rick Lepard chooses not to ban those discussions. With all due respect, Rick's decision to tolerate a few people making fools of themselves is pretty minor compared to what a lot of really major companies are doing to actively harm traditional American values.

Night Club, Bars, Night Life. / Re: Wiskeys Bar
« on: April 28, 2009, 01:05:56 PM »
Good point. LOL  :yahoo:
Uptown Bars.. HA HA HA This is St Robert we are talking about..