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Tell us your favorite Joke / Re: Because I'm A Man
« on: January 17, 2009, 06:26:17 PM »
lol, love it

Tell us your favorite Joke / Re: Because I'm A Man
« on: January 17, 2009, 05:59:29 PM »
You forgot....

Because I'm a man, if a phone number isn't programmed into the phone,
I will hand a phone book to a woman to locate the number.  The idea
of alphabetical order will never enter into my mind.
LOL, great addition!

Tell us your favorite Joke / Because I'm A Man
« on: January 17, 2009, 01:31:30 PM »
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will
fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia
has set in.
Calling AAA is not an option. I will win.

Because I'm a man , when the car isn't running very well,
I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what
I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say
to the other, 'I used to be able to fix these things, but now
with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know
where to start.' We will then drink a couple of beers and
break wind, as a form of holy communion.

Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone
to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and
moan. You're a woman.  You never get as sick as I do, so
for you, this is no problem.

Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic
groceries at the store, like beer, milk or bread. I cannot be
expected to find exotic items like 'cumin' or 'tofu.' For all I
know, these are the same thing.

Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops
working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that
this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person
gets here and has to put it back together.

Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote
control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been
misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it.....though
one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator.....
(applies to engineers  mainly

Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or
have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she
calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever
you got her for Mother's Day
is okay; I don't need to see it.
And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too

Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the
movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't
...and if you are feeling amorous afterwards....then I will
certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to

Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I
thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine,
too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without
it, looks fine. Your  hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just
go now?

Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2009, I
will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry,
the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes,
and I'll do the rest...... Like wandering around in the garden
with a beer wondering what to do.

This has been a public service message for women to
better understand men.

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: Merry Christmas Everyone!
« on: December 25, 2008, 03:08:45 PM »
Merry Christmas PCW!!!

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: WINDY
« on: December 23, 2008, 07:55:02 PM »
Stopped here...

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: WINDY
« on: December 23, 2008, 06:42:54 PM »
Now it's pouring!

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: WINDY
« on: December 23, 2008, 06:41:47 PM »
It's coming down pretty good here

Lighter News / Maker of shoes thrown at Bush swamped by orders
« on: December 23, 2008, 03:50:08 PM »
ISTANBUL (AFP) –  The maker of the shoes that an Iraqi journalist hurled at US President George W. Bush has had to take on 100 extra staff to cope with a surge in demand for his footwear, he said on Monday.
                "Between the day of the incident and 1:00 pm today we have received orders totalling 370,000 pairs", Istanbul-based Serkan Turk, head of sales at Baydan Shoes, told AFP.
               Normally the firm sold only 15,000 pairs a year of the model that Muntazer al-Zaidi threw at the US president at a press conference in Baghdad on December 14 to become an instant hero across the Arab world, he said.
               Turk said orders had initially flooded in from Iraq, followed by other Middle East countries and finally from the rest of the world, including for 19,000 pairs from the United States.
               Formerly prosaically dubbed Model 271, the black polyurethane-soled shoes have been renamed Bush Shoes, he said.
 Turk insisted the company was not profiting from the soaring demand to up the factory price from the 27 dollars (19.30 euros) it had been charging, while adding that it was "delighted from all points of view" at its unexpected success.
 Throwing shoes is considered a grave insult in the Arab world, but Turk indicated that they would probably not have done Bush much harm had they hit him.
               "They look heavier than they are," he said. "They only weigh 300 grammes (10 ounces)."
 Zaidi, 29, has been charged with "aggression against a foreign head of state during an official visit," an offence that carries a prison term of between five and 15 years under Iraqi law.
               He is to go on trial on December 31, an investigating judge said Monday, rejecting allegations by the journalist's family that he had been tortured in custody.

Lighter News / Mom accused of smoking marijuana with teen kids
« on: December 23, 2008, 03:46:37 PM »
MINDEN, Nev. – A 39-year-old woman was arrested last week on suspicion of smoking marijuana with her two teenage children. Douglas County sheriff's deputies said the woman was detained after they responded to a report of a suspicious vehicle. Deputies said the woman told them that she was teaching her son to drive, but they smelled marijuana emanating from the vehicle.
The suspect's son, whose age was unavailable, and 14-year-old daughter told deputies they had shared two bowls of marijuana with their mother.
The woman was booked into jail Tuesday on charges of child endangerment, contributing to the delinquency of a minor and possession of a drug.                         The 14-year-old was released to Child and Protective Services, while the boy was placed in juvenile detention

Lighter News / Mass. man melting snow with blowtorch ignites home
« on: December 23, 2008, 03:45:36 PM »
NEW BEDFORD, Mass. – Fire officials in New Bedford, Mass., say a man using a blowtorch to melt ice on his back porch ended up setting his house on fire, causing up to $30,000 in damage.
Fire Capt. Scott Kruger tells The Standard-Times of New Bedford that no on was injured during Monday's incident at the three-story home.
Kruger says the man was using a torch hooked up to a 20-pound propane cylinder. He got too close to the building's wood frame and ignited the vinyl siding. The fire quickly spread into the building's second- and third-floor apartments.
It took 25 firefighters to subdue the blaze that damaged bedrooms in the upstairs units, and caused damage to the structure and wiring.
The homeowner will not be charged.

National News / Re: Cops in the national news today.
« on: December 23, 2008, 03:28:36 PM »
I understand there are ordinances about skateboarding, but don't these cops have better things to do?

National News / Re: Cops in the national news today.
« on: December 23, 2008, 03:21:27 PM »
Hmmm, sounds like someone was having a bad day.

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: personal messages
« on: December 23, 2008, 01:13:08 AM »
I had a couple hundred, but I deleted most of them a few weeks ago. I only kept the ones that contained useful info, lol.

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: cigarettes
« on: December 20, 2008, 12:29:44 AM »
I agree with Kari. I am a smoker too, but you should NOT have to support you kids habits...any of them! If they wanted them bad enough, they'll get a job and buy them!

Things that make you go HMMMM / Re: Kissing test
« on: December 18, 2008, 06:15:49 PM »
 &^&&( Too funny!!

Local News / Re: Another Bus Incident
« on: December 18, 2008, 03:32:55 PM »
That's scary.
Was that a bus for Richland?

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: Kristi's
« on: December 15, 2008, 01:56:36 AM »
She's busy watching Survivor......... I am too, but it's on commercial........

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: Kristi's
« on: December 15, 2008, 01:13:10 AM »
posted stuff too :jester:

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: Kristi's
« on: December 15, 2008, 01:11:58 AM »
Posted stuff :yahoo:
*how did I do???
lol, good one

Lighter News / Police: pizza man's cheesy weapon foils a stickup
« on: December 14, 2008, 02:02:52 PM »
                                                                                                             MIRAMAR, Fla. – Police say a pizza delivery man fought back with the one weapon he had handy when a gun was pulled on him in a stickup: A large, hot pepperoni pizza.
Delivery man Eric Lopez Devictoria, 40, flung the steaming pie at the gunman, buying time as he ran for safety, police said.
At least one shot was fired as Devictoria fled, but the deliveryman wasn't hurt and was able to quickly call police, according to authorities.
Three teenage suspects were nabbed soon after Wednesday's run-in with the cheesy weapon, police said, adding they were charged with armed robbery.

Lighter News / Gambler sues casino over $900 million binge
« on: December 14, 2008, 02:02:03 PM »
CANBERRA (Reuters) – An Australian gambler who lost millions in a A$1.4 billion ($909 million) gaming spree is suing one of the country's largest casinos, claiming he was targeted by managers despite a known gambling addiction.
 In a case which lawyers say could have implications stretching to China, gambling addict Harry Kakavas is suing Crown Casino in Melbourne for A$50 million damages after a mammoth 14-month baccarat binge in which he lost A$37 million.
 At the time in 2007, property developer Kakavas had been barred from every casino in Australia.
 But the Supreme Court in Victoria state was told that Crown's management did not "give a monkey's" about a prohibition in place since 2004, the Age newspaper said.
 Supreme Court documents said Kakavas wore a concealed recorder that captured Crown managers allegedly attempting to lure him back to its riverside baccarat tables.
 Crown is owned by Australian billionaire James Packer, who also operates Crown Macau and is developing a second casino project, The City of Dreams, in the Chinese territory. Last year the company reported profits of A$370 million.
 "We have no intention of responding to the allegations made publicly. We are defending the action vigorously," Crown spokesman Gary O'Neill told Reuters.
 Crown Chief Executive Rowen Craigie and Chief Operating Officer John Williams face accusations of unconscionable conduct while in charge of Crown, which this month reported revenue from table games and gaming machines up 4 percent as Packer looks to expand in Macau.
 Court documents in Melbourne alleged that emails detailed a Crown plan to lure back Kakavas after managers discovered he had lost millions of dollars gambling in Las Vegas.
 If found guilty, Crown could be judged to have breached Australia's Trade Practices Act, state gambling regulations and special laws covering the high-profile casino's operation.

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: If you could
« on: December 14, 2008, 01:57:30 PM »
I'm sorry, this is going to sound so clich้(ish).... I would not change one thing.  All that I have gone through, all I have suffered with, all that I have enjoyed, everything... made me who I am, and I'm happy with who I am.
Same here. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: could you
« on: December 14, 2008, 01:55:25 PM »
I don't even want to think about it!

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: did your
« on: December 14, 2008, 01:54:37 PM »
I don't think very many people life's turn out the way they "dream of". But I am happy with they way mine has turned out. It has been a very bumpy road getting here though!

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: If you didn't
« on: December 14, 2008, 01:52:13 PM »
I like it here too, but a nice mountain view would be wonderful. Or maybe a beach view....

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: can you
« on: December 14, 2008, 01:15:15 PM »
I used to be able to, now I would probably fall on my butt.

Pulaski Enquirer / Re: Where did you
« on: December 14, 2008, 01:07:48 PM »
Joplin, Mo

Business Opinion / Re: State Farm Insurance
« on: December 12, 2008, 12:57:22 PM »
Both have State Farm, I think she said.

Lighter News / Alleged shoplifter waits over 3 hours for police
« on: December 12, 2008, 12:44:46 PM »
FREDERICK, Md. – Police said a man caught stealing nearly $900 worth of Sears merchandise waited more than three hours for officers to show up before store workers let him go. Maryland State Police said that when they finally reached the 27-year-old man by telephone later that night, he agreed to come in for questioning, showed up early and willingly confessed to the crime.
Police said the man told them he planned to sell some of the merchandise he took so he could make his car payment.
He allegedly stole two power tools along with three shirts, 11 video games and seven DVDs.

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