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Author Topic: 20 Things you DON'T say to a cop  (Read 2558 times)

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20 Things you DON'T say to a cop
« on: July 16, 2008, 11:42:00 AM »

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The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?

17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

14. Bad cop. No donut.

13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

9. I pay your salary

8. So uh, you on the take or what?

7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
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Re: 20 Things you DON'T say to a cop
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2008, 12:26:22 PM »
I have actually used a couple of those. Bad idea.
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Re: 20 Things you DON'T say to a cop
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2008, 02:25:54 PM »
I have actually used a couple of those. Bad idea.

lol mark
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Re: 20 Things you DON'T say to a cop
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2008, 02:45:20 PM »
yeah dont say those, bad very bad!!!!  LOL!
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Re: 20 Things you DON'T say to a cop
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2008, 05:11:52 PM »
yeah dont say those, bad very bad!!!!  LOL!
Ever had any of those tried on you? lol
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Re: 20 Things you DON'T say to a cop
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2008, 12:42:52 AM »
you would be surpised of some of the things I have been told!  LOL~
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