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You know you are getting old when.....
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You know you are getting old when you what to ban anyone under 35 from this thread.   :th_181p:

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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2008, 10:23:06 PM »
YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLD WHEN your wife gives you a half tablet of Vigra to stop you from rolling out of bed at night  :anger:
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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2008, 10:27:59 PM »
YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLD WHEN you remember when the Dead Sea was sick but not dead
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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2008, 10:30:52 PM »
YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLD WHEN you and your teeth don't sleep together
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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2008, 10:32:01 PM »
YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLD WHEN happy hour is a nap
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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2008, 10:33:42 PM »
YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLD WHEN it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired
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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2008, 10:37:13 PM »
YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLD WHEN you get a ticket for driving under the minimum speed limit on the freeway
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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2008, 10:38:42 PM »
More??? ;D ;D ::) :wink1a:
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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2008, 10:39:37 PM »
You know you are getting old when you go from eating Fruity Pebbles to Shredded Wheat.

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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2008, 10:40:43 PM »
You know you are getting old when you are posting to a you know you are getting old when thread.

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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2008, 10:42:19 PM »
You know you are getting older when your undergarments fit better backwards
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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2008, 10:43:22 PM »
rofl
You know you are getting older when your undergarments fit better backwards

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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2008, 10:47:44 PM »
YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLD WHEN your sitting on the patio in your boxer shorts and you wife tells you your junk is hanging out %%$%$$#
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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2008, 10:49:04 PM »
You know you are getting old when you are growing down instead of up.

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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2008, 10:54:06 PM »
..........when you hear the snap, crackle, pop before you put the milk in your Rice Crispies.

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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2008, 11:01:07 PM »
YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLD WHEN you open the paper to the obituarys first thing to see whom you out lasted.
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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2008, 11:16:53 PM »
............when you are thinking of TV shows for a different thread and you think of shows like Hogans Heros, The Golden Girls, and Charlies Angels. lol

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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2008, 11:49:54 PM »
When Every time you suck in your gut, your ankles swell.
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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2008, 12:19:28 AM »
You know you are getting old when you what to ban anyone under 35 from this thread.   :th_181p:

Looks like I'll be banned until the 24th. ((*(*& :th_egypt:
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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2008, 12:24:25 AM »
The artificial turf in the back of your Elcamino has faded.
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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2008, 12:28:54 AM »
lol....I didn't ban anyone, feel free to contribute if you know you are getting old too.  :laugh:
 
Looks like I'll be banned until the 34th. ((*(*& :th_egypt:

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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2008, 12:36:01 AM »
lol....I didn't ban anyone, feel free to contribute if you know you are getting old too.  :laugh:
 

Oops, I meant 24th. lmao.
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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2008, 12:42:05 AM »
littlebit you know you are getting old when you do stuff like that.  ((*(*&
Oops, I meant 24th. lmao.

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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2008, 01:18:09 AM »
You know you are getting old when you are sitting home on a Saturday night watching World's Dumbest Drivers and reading Pulaski County Web while drinking White Russians!     :woohoo:

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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2008, 01:20:23 AM »
You know you are getting old when ----- You are riding up an elevator listening to the musak when suddenly you realize you used to listen to that song on the Radio/Stereo in High School.
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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #26 on: September 07, 2008, 04:16:29 AM »
you know you are getting old when sleep is better than sex
Go ahead and blame me....Everyone else does

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Re: You know you are getting old when.....
« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2008, 04:53:46 AM »
when you take your mother to the doctor and he ask if she is your sister
Go ahead and blame me....Everyone else does