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Re: The holy war of IPU vs. FSM
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2008, 11:44:08 PM »
We shall eat our fill, yea every belly shall be full of ham and pineapple pizza. Her Revelations show us the folly of all Religions. Spread Her Word. 

The invisible pink unicorn is a creation by the Flying Spaghetti Monster to confuse feeble minded people. You can clearly see the contradictions in the testament of supposed awesomeness of said unicorn. Take for example, ham and pineapple pizza. Ham and pineapple pizza is a ruse. Pizza shouldn't be sweet. Thus it nullifies said awesomeness. Putting pineapple on a pizza is weird. It tastes like someone put Starbursts on a pizza. Don't try to trick me. A pinneapple pizza isn't really a pizza, it's some kind of nasty dessert. Blech.
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Re: The holy war of IPU vs. FSM
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2008, 12:07:47 AM »

The invisible pink unicorn is a creation by the Flying Spaghetti Monster to confuse feeble minded people. You can clearly see the contradictions in the testament of supposed awesomeness of said unicorn. Take for example, ham and pineapple pizza. Ham and pineapple pizza is a ruse. Pizza shouldn't be sweet. Thus it nullifies said awesomeness. Putting pineapple on a pizza is weird. It tastes like someone put Starbursts on a pizza. Don't try to trick me. A pinneapple pizza isn't really a pizza, it's some kind of nasty dessert. Blech.

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Re: The holy war of IPU vs. FSM
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2008, 12:12:23 AM »
People lived in darkness before 1990 when the Almighty Invisible Pink Unicorn revealed her true awesomeness to mankind. The FSM was a sad imitation that was born from a confused feeble minded man in 2005.

That is what the FSM wants you to think. He wants you to have faith in "unintelligent design", and you can't have faith if he just gives you the answer. Don't be fooled. His noodly appendages are all around us. They are what keep us grounded. He would like you to believe it is gravity, but the truth is He pushes each one of us to the Earth to keep us from floating away. Gravity is a theory, not a fact.
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Re: The holy war of IPU vs. FSM
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2008, 12:15:19 AM »
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Re: The holy war of IPU vs. FSM
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2008, 12:17:51 AM »

That is what the FSM wants you to think. He wants you to have faith in "unintelligent design", and you can't have faith if he just gives you the answer. Don't be fooled. His noodly appendages are all around us. They are what keep us grounded. He would like you to believe it is gravity, but the truth is He pushes each one of us to the Earth to keep us from floating away. Gravity is a theory, not a fact.

I don't know about that prE4chEr.... looks to me if the IPU was the first, and FSM did not come about until 15 years later, IPU would have more creditability.  FSM's doctrines could just be a copy, though not exact, of the IPU doctrine. 
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« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2008, 12:39:40 AM »
Preacher, I always enjoy your posts, but doesn't it get exhausting being so many different personas?
I have it on good authority that the Hokey-Pokey really IS what it's all about.

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Re: The holy war of IPU vs. FSM
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2008, 12:41:15 AM »
FSM is older than the Earth. He created all that is and will ever be. Our religion is one of the oldest as well. Unfortunately, Christian theologians in the middle ages rewrote history to cover up the truth. They cast a bad light on FSM's Chosen People, pirates. We have been struggling to regroup ever since. The prophet Bobby Henderson's recent rejuvenation of His noodly goodness's ancient faith isn't the beginning of pastafarianism. It is only the beginning of pastafarianism in pop culture and modern times.
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« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2008, 12:45:01 AM »
Preacher, I always enjoy your posts, but doesn't it get exhausting being so many different personas?

Yes, it does get exhausting being so many different personas, but somebody has to keep up the good fight. Unfortunately, I have a real problem distinguishing the good fights from okay fights.
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« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2008, 12:48:48 AM »
Just keep on keepin' on, I luv it!
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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2008, 12:57:41 AM »

Yes, it does get exhausting being so many different personas, but somebody has to keep up the good fight. Unfortunately, I have a real problem distinguishing the good fights from okay fights.

What do you consider an okay fight?  :argue: Is religion off limits? :th_police:

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« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2008, 01:12:21 AM »
What do you consider an okay fight?  :argue: Is religion off limits? :th_police:

Our fifth 'I'd Really Rather You Didn't'(commandment) is "I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the b*tches."
 
As you can see, we are completely for religious arguments. However, we are against physical violence in the name of religion though.
 
Our second 'I'd Really Rather You Didn't' is "I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people."
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« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2008, 01:21:18 AM »

Our fifth 'I'd Really Rather You Didn't'(commandment) is "I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the b*tches."
 
As you can see, we are completely for religious arguments. However, we are against physical violence in the name of religion though.
 
Our second 'I'd Really Rather You Didn't' is "I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people."

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« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2008, 01:40:47 AM »
Have you not watched my film, the film is of love and creation.

I am pretty sure that video is a fake. They must have used some sort of animatronics or CGI to create that scene. Everyone knows the Spaghedeity's go-to move is the 'Wife of Indra'.
 
One good think about the video is it used the song from my hollistic healing thread.
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« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2008, 01:44:19 AM »

I am pretty sure that video is a fake. They must have used some sort of animatronics or CGI to create that scene. Everyone knows the Spaghedeity's go-to move is the 'Wife of Indra'.
 
One good think about the video is it used the song from my hollistic healing thread.

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« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2008, 01:49:05 AM »

YOU are the holistic healer here on the board??  ^^^%%%

Nope, I just made a thread offering my natural healing methods. It got deleted though. I guess the hollistic healer didn't want anyone using me or my techniques. This is my natural healing.
 
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« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2008, 01:50:52 AM »
rofl....no he isn't...but he did start a couple threads in that section.  ::D:
 

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« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2008, 01:53:14 AM »

I am pretty sure that video is a fake. They must have used some sort of animatronics or CGI to create that scene. Everyone knows the Spaghedeity's go-to move is the 'Wife of Indra'.
 
One good think about the video is it used the song from my hollistic healing thread.

Which one of his noodly appendages does he use on her? The one that he is using to hold you down instead of gravity?

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« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2008, 01:59:35 AM »
Which one of his noodly appendages does he use on her? The one that he is using to hold you down instead of gravity?


 
Not sure if this picture is inappropriate. If it is, go ahead and delete it instead of moving the thread.
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« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2008, 02:01:06 AM »
Ok. This isn't exactly the 'Wife of Indra', but it is close. I couldn't post it because it was slightly more graffic than the previous picture.
 
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1401/742203872_7d77adcb50.jpg
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« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2008, 03:09:09 AM »
Ok. This isn't exactly the 'Wife of Indra', but it is close. I couldn't post it because it was slightly more graffic than the previous picture.
 
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1401/742203872_7d77adcb50.jpg

He's practicing Karma Sutra, not very original of him. Personally, I feel a vision from IPU, you'll see...

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« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2008, 03:21:14 AM »
Ok. This isn't exactly the 'Wife of Indra', but it is close. I couldn't post it because it was slightly more graffic than the previous picture.
 
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1401/742203872_7d77adcb50.jpg



She's bestowing upon FSM, her subordinate, with the blessing of the Golden Shower.

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« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2008, 04:53:06 AM »
She's bestowing upon FSM, her subordinate with the blessing of the Golden Shower.

You are blasphemous. You are lucky I am a peaceful Pastafarian and not a muslim or something. You can go on about your beliefs, but there is no need to be so abrasive. My peaceful religions Spaghedeity has done nothing but love you. Yet you feel the need to ridicule Him publicly with an artististic rendition of your deity urinating on Him. There is no need for that. I wish we could live in a world where IPU and FSM don't feel the need to battle. A world where two people with alternative viewpoints can frequent the same public forum without belittling, ostrocizing, or denigrating one another. A place where people have the same respect for other people's beliefs as they want for their own. In time, we will make it to this place. Robots are coming.
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« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2008, 04:58:32 AM »

You are blasphemous. You are lucky I am a peaceful Pastafarian and not a muslim or something. You can go on about your beliefs, but there is no need to be so abrasive. My peaceful religions Spaghedeity has done nothing but love you. Yet you feel the need to ridicule Him publicly with an artististic rendition of your deity urinating on Him. There is no need for that. I wish we could live in a world where IPU and FSM don't feel the need to battle. A world where two people with alternative viewpoints can frequent the same public forum without belittling, ostrocizing, or denigrating one another. A place where people have the same respect for other people's beliefs as they want for their own. In time, we will make it to this place. Robots are coming.
I do not think dayluxe111 meant it in a harsh way!  She did say she was receiving a vision, and just maybe IPU sees urination as a blessing?  This could just be a misunderstanding of interpretation.
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« Reply #28 on: December 18, 2008, 12:28:48 PM »
Preacher, I always enjoy your posts, but doesn't it get exhausting being so many different personas?

The use of multiple personas is valuable if you wish to play the devils advocate.
Its of great use for being able to argue any point.
Since it allows you to take any side of an arguement, its priceless.
 
 
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« Reply #29 on: December 18, 2008, 05:30:11 PM »
I am a little weirded out by this thread.