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« on: April 03, 2007, 01:18:13 PM »

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Re: You know you are too old when...............
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2007, 01:20:35 PM »
You hear your favorite music from high school on the elevator as MUSAK
    "Hey, hey, hey, hey now.  Don't be mean.  We don't have to be mean. because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."      - The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai across The Eighth Dimension

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Re: You know you are too old when...............
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2007, 03:46:58 PM »
Your most recent 8-Track is Blood, Sweat & Tears
....and that night as the moon crossed the mountain, one more Coyote was heard...

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Re: You know you are too old when...............
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2007, 03:50:33 PM »
You remember when Michael Jackson was not white
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« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2007, 04:36:13 PM »
You thought the ring tone on your phone WAS from the 70's.

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« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2007, 04:37:35 PM »
You remember when Michael Jackson was not white

You sang a few bars of "You and I" to get a girl's attention.....

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« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2007, 04:39:57 PM »
Your most recent 8-Track is Blood, Sweat & Tears

Haha!!!  I had a copy of one of theirs until recently.  Had a couple dozen or so that still worked until one of the cats decided to make a new liter box......maybe the cat was sharing and "opinion"  Haha!!

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« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2007, 04:46:27 PM »
You remember what an 8 track player is, and actually owned one!




(They just sold one on British Cash in the attic for nearly 200pounds!)
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« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2007, 04:59:47 PM »
You finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.
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« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2007, 05:05:34 PM »
You remember there was TV BEFORE Cable.
I remember when that antenna broke and my dad got his first $8 monthly bill
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« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2007, 05:10:26 PM »
Remember TV when there were only three channels, and the dirtiest phrase was "I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night Ward"
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« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2007, 05:24:30 PM »
Remember TV when there were only three channels, and the dirtiest phrase was "I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night Ward"

Yeah, until you realize what some of the old timers were REALLY saying:

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/putz

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« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2007, 05:27:34 PM »
You start calling your kids by everyone elses names but their own.

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« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2007, 05:47:34 PM »
Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the guys with the Live Doppler 10,000.
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« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2007, 01:11:10 AM »
your face is still on vacation when you wake up from a nap
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« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2007, 04:07:52 AM »
Your Ringtone REALLY is from the 70's such as Jim Croce - and NOT a remake of a song.


and

You remember the original artist of many of the songs being remade today!
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« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2007, 06:44:47 PM »
In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
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« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2007, 06:52:26 PM »
You remember what being at "Ground Zero" meant before 2001, and your school was labeled a fall out shelter.
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« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2007, 09:18:15 PM »
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either
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« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2007, 09:40:24 PM »
when the word "groovy"(sp?) said it all..
"Life should NOT be a  journey to the grave with the  intention of arriving  safely in  an attractive and well preserved body, but  rather to skid in   sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly  used up, totally worn  out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
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« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2007, 10:28:06 PM »
You have actually said
Up your Nose with a Rubber Hose
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« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2007, 02:33:51 AM »
You go into a what looks like an older business selling office supplies to see if they have spare balls for the IBM selectric typewriter in your closet and the clerk doesn't know what a typewriter is.

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« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2007, 02:54:32 AM »
They had a new thing at your school called the "Crest Test."
We all had to brush our teeth every day at school with Crest Toothpaste to see if we had fewer cavities than kids at another school.

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« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2007, 03:03:36 AM »
Also, everybody wanted to "See the USA in a Chevrolet"

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« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2007, 04:23:48 AM »
You took a computer class using Punch Cards!
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The computer used for this class took up an entire room!
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« Reply #25 on: April 05, 2007, 03:54:46 PM »
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
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« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2007, 01:04:05 PM »
You find yourself telling your kids the same phrases that your parents used on you.

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« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2007, 10:43:30 PM »
~ When you rely on your body aches and pains to tell you what the weather is going to be~

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« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2007, 10:52:34 PM »
When you wake up with no aches, or pains, and you think you must have died in your sleep.
Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous...


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« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2007, 10:53:37 PM »
You know what a "crew cut" is.
Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous...


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