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Re: You know you are too old when...............
« Reply #30 on: April 06, 2007, 10:54:45 PM »

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« Reply #31 on: April 06, 2007, 10:56:14 PM »
You know what the three "R"s in school are.
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« Reply #32 on: April 06, 2007, 10:57:29 PM »
You know what the phrase "confoundit" means.
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« Reply #33 on: April 06, 2007, 10:58:47 PM »
You know what the phrase "Knee high to a grasshopper" means.
Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous...


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Re: You know you are too old when...............
« Reply #34 on: April 06, 2007, 11:07:24 PM »
You know what a "lead sled" is.
I had a 1950 mercury lead sled with a chopped top.
 and the transmission went out in front of Dick Knights
home.
 I was having a heck of a time getting a new one installed
 and Dick came out to help me.
SO YOU KNOW YOUR OLD WHEN YOU HAD HELP FROM
SGT.DICK KNIGHT (MHP) TO PUT A TRANNY IN YOU 50 MERC (in 1959 i think)
 How many people remember when Dick was the big Lawdawg in pulaski co.?

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« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2007, 05:03:20 AM »
You know what "codger" means.
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« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2007, 05:05:36 AM »
You not only know, what the word "whippersnapper" means, you use it on a daily basis.
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« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2007, 05:06:07 AM »
People you don't know, call you "Grandpa".
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I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous...


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« Reply #38 on: April 07, 2007, 05:07:06 AM »
Your junk becomes antiques.
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I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous...


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« Reply #39 on: April 07, 2007, 05:08:51 AM »
You wear black socks with flipflops.
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I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous...


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« Reply #40 on: April 07, 2007, 05:09:58 AM »
You have used the word "dreamboat" or "dreamy".
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« Reply #41 on: April 07, 2007, 05:10:08 AM »
You've used the phrases "once in a blue moon" and /or "in a coon's age"
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« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2007, 05:26:59 AM »
You know someone who died from Polio.
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« Reply #43 on: April 07, 2007, 05:27:56 AM »
A Drive-In was something new.
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I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous...


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« Reply #44 on: April 07, 2007, 05:28:58 AM »
You've pinched your finger, in a washing machine wringer.
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I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous...


“The truth is, everyone is going to end up hurting you. You just have to find the ones who are worth suffering for.”

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« Reply #45 on: April 07, 2007, 05:32:06 AM »
You ask for a senior citizens discount wherever you go.
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I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous...


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« Reply #46 on: April 07, 2007, 05:32:45 AM »
Your hair has a blue tint to it.
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I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous...


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« Reply #47 on: April 07, 2007, 05:33:25 AM »
45 mph seems a little fast to you.
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I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous...


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« Reply #48 on: April 07, 2007, 05:34:31 AM »
You received a small pox vaccination (not within the past few years) and it has expired by now
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« Reply #49 on: April 07, 2007, 05:34:59 AM »
You have worn a beehive hairdo.
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I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous...


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« Reply #50 on: April 07, 2007, 05:35:40 AM »
You have owned a black and white t.v.
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« Reply #51 on: April 07, 2007, 05:36:15 AM »
You know who Stan and Olly are.
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« Reply #52 on: April 07, 2007, 05:36:50 AM »
You have seen a black and white movie in a movie theater.
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I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous...


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« Reply #53 on: April 07, 2007, 05:37:32 AM »
You remember Computer monitors with 'crisp clear orange' or green as the only color


You remember when high speed computer monitors had 4 colors! and 768k was a LOT of RAM!

You have seen 8" computer diskettes!
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« Reply #54 on: April 07, 2007, 05:40:18 AM »
You could drive on I-44, and not pass a car for miles.
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« Reply #55 on: April 07, 2007, 05:43:35 AM »
You remember watching Soupy Sails when you were little.
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« Reply #56 on: April 07, 2007, 05:44:09 AM »
You know Bert the Turtle, Star of "Duck and Cover"
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« Reply #57 on: April 07, 2007, 05:46:42 AM »
You are reading this thread and thinking "Yeah, I remember that, and smiling fondly" and NOT thinking "HUH!!?!?!?! and staring blankly"
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« Reply #58 on: April 07, 2007, 05:47:32 AM »
You have changed the channel on the t.v., by turning a knob.
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« Reply #59 on: April 07, 2007, 05:48:29 AM »
You are older than "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"


You remember Annette Funicello in her mouse ears
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