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Re: You know you are too old when...............
« Reply #90 on: April 07, 2007, 02:15:40 PM »

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Re: You know you are too old when...............
« Reply #91 on: April 07, 2007, 03:12:42 PM »
You behaved in school because swats in the principal's office was a real possibility and then more when you got home!

And you knew it was coming when you were called to the principal's office and his secretary met you with a box of kleenex.

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« Reply #92 on: April 07, 2007, 03:14:11 PM »
Families drove Station Wagons

Rambler station wagons.  With fire engine red bodies and white roofs.

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« Reply #93 on: April 08, 2007, 04:50:03 AM »
Your parents put up a play pen in the back of the station wagon and put you in it and off you went on a trip.
    "Hey, hey, hey, hey now.  Don't be mean.  We don't have to be mean. because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."      - The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai across The Eighth Dimension

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Re: You know you are too old when...............
« Reply #94 on: April 08, 2007, 05:10:19 AM »
You slept on the floorboard, or rear deck of a car as it went down the road when you were  a kid.
Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous...


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Re: You know you are too old when...............
« Reply #95 on: April 08, 2007, 06:18:31 AM »
And it was cool to ride in the bed of a pickup down to the neighbors.

How did we ever survive?? LOL

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Re: You know you are too old when...............
« Reply #96 on: April 08, 2007, 12:19:56 PM »
For you locals -- went swimming at Stoney Dell....
You can take the boy out of the Ozarks, but you can't take the Ozarks out of the boy.

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« Reply #97 on: April 08, 2007, 01:34:56 PM »
Banana seats, butterfly handlebars, slicks and playing cards strumming the spokes for the big machine effect.

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Re: You know you are too old when...............
« Reply #98 on: April 08, 2007, 05:04:49 PM »
How about if you did something wrong not only would any old neighbor spank your butt all the way home they took turns doing it..lol...then mom and dad would lite it up for you at the door, before it was illegal to do so.

Your neighborhood was just that and you were as worried about Becky's mom catching you as your own because they would all spank your butt or kiss your bleeding elbow.

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« Reply #99 on: April 08, 2007, 11:29:33 PM »
You used to keep your front door unlocked, and the keys in the car.
Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous...


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« Reply #100 on: April 09, 2007, 01:35:44 PM »
Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off, and that bundle you've spent on life insurance is starting to look smart, too.
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« Reply #101 on: April 10, 2007, 02:06:05 PM »
You owned Pong and all your friends would come over on a Friday night to challenge you.
....and that night as the moon crossed the mountain, one more Coyote was heard...

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Re: You know you are too old when...............
« Reply #102 on: April 10, 2007, 06:45:47 PM »
The Rock and Roll you grew up on is now considered Oldies!

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« Reply #103 on: April 10, 2007, 06:48:29 PM »
You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good
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« Reply #104 on: April 10, 2007, 06:52:24 PM »
You learn where your prostate is.
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« Reply #105 on: April 10, 2007, 08:37:57 PM »
You learn where your prostate is.

Somewhere in between your shizzle and dizzle isn't it?

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« Reply #106 on: April 10, 2007, 09:26:04 PM »
You remember and enjoyed life before computers and game systems
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« Reply #107 on: April 10, 2007, 09:26:47 PM »
You play solitaire with REAL cards
    "Hey, hey, hey, hey now.  Don't be mean.  We don't have to be mean. because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."      - The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai across The Eighth Dimension

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« Reply #108 on: April 11, 2007, 12:38:14 AM »
You play solitaire with REAL cards

And Racko and Pokeno.

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« Reply #109 on: April 11, 2007, 12:41:46 AM »
When you learned one of your first - "that ain't right" lesson from your Great Grandmother whilst playing a card game she taught you.  Mind you she was 80 something and it was circa 60 something.

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« Reply #110 on: April 11, 2007, 12:43:05 AM »
You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good

And then wonder why you believed they were bad habits.

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« Reply #111 on: April 11, 2007, 12:59:54 AM »
You know tons of people, but can't remember thier names.
Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous...


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« Reply #112 on: April 11, 2007, 04:48:47 AM »
You remember the stories, but not the faces
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« Reply #113 on: April 11, 2007, 01:36:37 PM »
You get an email for your 30th High School Class reunion.

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« Reply #114 on: April 11, 2007, 04:05:11 PM »
Or your 20th year College reunion
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« Reply #115 on: April 11, 2007, 08:39:01 PM »
You hear your favorite song in an elevator!

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« Reply #116 on: April 12, 2007, 01:54:26 AM »
Or your 20th year College reunion
Or your 20th military reuniion of a unit that disbanded, before you retired
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Re: You know you are too old when...............
« Reply #117 on: April 12, 2007, 06:08:13 PM »
When you remember paying 5 cents for a twin pop from the ice cream truck........

When you also remember a bag of chips used to be 10 cents!

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« Reply #118 on: April 12, 2007, 06:38:31 PM »
Your parents could drop you off at the swimming pool with your friends all day and not worry for your safety.
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« Reply #119 on: April 12, 2007, 06:45:57 PM »
You could walk to a high school football game and home when it was over and not have to worry about somebody diving by and shooting you.....
"Life should NOT be a  journey to the grave with the  intention of arriving  safely in  an attractive and well preserved body, but  rather to skid in   sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly  used up, totally worn  out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
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