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Author Topic: The Pope died and went to heaven.  (Read 1199 times)

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The Pope died and went to heaven.
« on: June 02, 2009, 04:00:16 AM »

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The Pope died and went to heaven.

 He was stopped at the gate by a sleepy watchman who asked him, "yeah, what do you want?"

 The Pope thought, "great!  I do 30 years of Gods work to get stopped by this guy.

" Then he says "Look I am the Pope.

I have done many years of good work.

" The watchman (a SP 4) says, "we ain't got no orders for you.

Go get some rest and we'll see you in the morning.." He then gives the Pope directions to an old WWII open bay barracks.

 The Pope goes in to find all the lower bunks taken and the only lockers left have no doors.

So he throws his gear under his rack and goes to sleep.

 The next morning he is awakened by loud music and cheering.

He runs to the window to see a long black limo with a US Army Master Sgt. in the back, smoking a huge cigar, hanging on to a mug of fresh hot coffee (could have been Jack & Coke) and with two beautiful blond angels hanging on to him.

 The Pope is angry and goes to the night watch.

He says, "I'm the Pope! I do 30 years of Gods work aboard the Vatican only to see some Master Sgt. that probably did everything imaginable a soldier would do and he gets treated like royalty!

" The watchman says, "Pope!, we get Popes every 20 to 30 years. This is our first ever Master Sergeant!!
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Re: The Pope died and went to heaven.
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2009, 02:15:17 PM »
LOL That's a good one.

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Re: The Pope died and went to heaven.
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2009, 02:41:39 PM »
Reminds me of this joke:

Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven. "Hungry, Seymour?" Lord asked.

"I could eat," said Seymour. The Lord opened a can of tuna, and they shared it. While eating this humble meal, Seymour looked down into Hell and noticed the enormous steaks, pheasant, pastries, and vodka.

The next day, the Lord again asked Seymour if he were hungry, and Seymour again said, "I could eat." Once again, a can of tuna was opened and shared, while down below Seymour noticed a feast of caviar, champagne, lamb, truffles, brandy, and chocolates.

The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of tuna was opened. Meekly, Seymour said, "Lord, I am very happy to be in heaven as a reward for the good life I lived. But, this is heaven, and all I get to eat is tuna. But in the Other Place, they eat like Kings. I just don't understand."

"To be honest, Seymour," the Lord said, "for just two people, does it pay to cook?"

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Re: The Pope died and went to heaven.
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2009, 03:53:12 PM »
. This is our first ever Master Sergeant[/quote]
Dang, only one before me, does that mean my chances are pretty slim?
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Re: The Pope died and went to heaven.
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2009, 05:05:17 PM »
. This is our first ever Master Sergeant
Dang, only one before me, does that mean my chances are pretty slim?

Don't take this wrong but only if you go before me. HA HA

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Re: The Pope died and went to heaven.
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2009, 05:50:08 PM »
. This is our first ever Master Sergeant
Dang, only one before me, does that mean my chances are pretty slim?

I think we're all toast!  :th_thmuwahaha-1:
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