Topic: Tiger tells all on his website.... Ha!!

[♥♣ ~Maynard~♣♥]

WINDERMERE, Florida (AP)—Tiger Woods finally gave his side of the story Sunday — on his Web site, not to police—and took the blame for an “embarrassing” car crash that gave him cuts, bruises and public scrutiny like never before.
His statement failed to clear up any questions about the middle-of-the-night accident outside his Isleworth estate in which his wife told police she used a golf club to smash the back windows of the Cadillac SUV to help him out.
“This situation is my fault, and it’s obviously embarrassing to my family and me,” Woods said on his Web site. “I’m human and I’m not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn’t happen again.”
The statement was posted around 2 p.m. Sunday, about an hour after Woods’ attorney told the Florida Highway Patrol that for the third straight day golf’s No. 1 player would be unavailable to talk to troopers.
This time, the meeting was not rescheduled.
Even so, Sgt. Kim Montes of FHP said troopers went to Woods’ $2.4 million estate anyway, only for attorney Mark NeJame to turn them away. The attorney gave troopers Woods’ driver’s license, registration and insurance as required by law for such accidents.
Woods said the crash was a private matter, and he intended to keep it that way.
“Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible,” he said. “The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.”
Woods is scheduled to compete at his Chevron World Challenge, which starts Thursday in California, although his tournament director did not know Woods’ status for the tournament—whether he would play or even attend.
http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-woods-accident&prov=ap&type=lgns
Tiger Woods speaks up and tells all........yeah right!! Read the full story above.
I'm sorry but I'm like him .......nobody's business but his.........But enquiring minds want to know

[okie the thread killer]

yea, im nosy, but it tigers business, not ours, even if i do think she beat hell out of him with his own clubs.

[♥♣ ~Maynard~♣♥]

yea, im nosy, but it tigers business, not ours, even if i do think she beat hell out of him with his own clubs.

I totally agree!!       

[Coyote]

No....he deserves a frickin' ticket and a court date like anyone else who causes a bunch of damage to public property.  So it's not just his business.

[okie the thread killer]

he provided his his license and insurance..if they want to issue a ticket they can. that is all he is required to do...if he doesnt want people to know his wife beat hell out of him, he doesnt have to tell them.

[darrellmaurina]

No....he deserves a frickin' ticket and a court date like anyone else who causes a bunch of damage to public property.  So it's not just his business.

We don't yet have key details.

The crash appears to have happened on private property in a gated subdivision. If the tree belonged to Tiger Woods (or another neighbor who doesn't care or is willing to accept Tiger Wood's financial offers to replace the tree) and the if the fire hydrant was owned by the subdivision (probably a private corporation, either owned by the developers or by the residents), then no public property has been damaged.

Futhermore, if a possible victim of domestic violence refuses to press charges and refuses to let his injuries be examined by police so they can file charges against his wife based on visible evidence they themselves have seen, probably nothing can be done by law enforcement.

There are **MAJOR** differences between how the police handle incidents on a roadway, which is public property, and how the same incident is handled on private property.

I make no claim to be an expert on Florida law. But one thing we can be sure of is that the Florida Highway Patrol has its best lawyers and investigators making sure all the bases are covered on this one.

[Coyote]

Ooops...Tiger is really in hot water now.  A 34 month affair with a cocktail waitress???  Wife found her texts?  Omg....it's a wonder he survived the crash or the pre-crash crash.

[Eden]

I think they should let her beat him with his clubs in front of everyone....but that's just my opinion....:-)

[matrsnot]

Tell her to use the Driver next time.

[Eden]

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning.  It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.

What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron

Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards

Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par though

[Digital Narcosis]

I think that someone's private life is their own business.

I'm sure there are a lot of facts we don't know and never will because it is between husband and wife and said cocktail waitress.

You just never know the circumstances in which stuff like that happens unless you are directly involved...

I think they should let her beat him with his clubs in front of everyone....but that's just my opinion....:-)

[Eden]

Sorry but I don't think there is any excuse for some to cheat on their spouse. And no I don't know if that happened or not, but if it did, she should get to club them both publicly!

[okie the thread killer]

What if shes a bitch on wheels and drove him away? What if any number of other things? still a bunch of none of our business.

[Yankee Trader]

He got a ticket.

 "He was charged with careless driving, which carries a $164 fine and four points on his driving record."


Investigation is closed.

[Eden]

What if shes a bitch on wheels and drove him away? What if any number of other things? still a bunch of none of our business.

Then he should have divorced her first - JMO. And I agree, it's none of our business. But then again when you are in the public eye like that - it seems to be everyones business.

[igahmah at work]

It is our business.  We are the ones that buy the products from the sponsors that pay him.  He works for us.

[okie the thread killer]

you dress in Nike gear? wow, I can't afford it.

[igahmah at work]

Nike shoes.

[Coyote]

Or at least chase him around with one...down the fairway!!  Go Tiger go!!

I think they should let her beat him with his clubs in front of everyone....but that's just my opinion....:-)

[okie the thread killer]

oh, no! look out for that water hazard!!!

[Coyote]

That little windmill will get you every time (lol)

[Digital Narcosis]

The key in that sentence was "Sorry, but I don't think there is..."

I being the main item. 

That's your opinion.  As such it shouldn't impose into someone elses life.

This is one of the times that the press are just like vultures looking for a quick meal.

Sorry but I don't think there is any excuse for some to cheat on their spouse. And no I don't know if that happened or not, but if it did, she should get to club them both publicly!

[Eden]

Well "I" can voice my opinion too, get a grip, geez.

[whatsnew]

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning.  It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.

What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron

Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards

Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par though

A cheating celebrity is going to get caught.. The other party makes bookoo money selling thier story. But its not my busiess personally, he handled it wrong from the getgo.. The longer he stayed silent the more the media dug up on him...Now he really has to answer to his wife.   But these jokes are funny as he**  

[littlebit]

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

[wildman]

I would say that it was the entrance to the water hazard that got Tiger in trouble

[whatsnew]

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

 

[♥♣ ~Maynard~♣♥]

I would say that it was the entrance to the water hazard that got Tiger in trouble

I think it was his putter that got him in trouble.
Keep in your pants.
Now I have Noticed that Tiger has applied to change his name from Tiger to Cheetah 

[Eden]

I think it was his putter that got him in trouble.
Keep in your pants.
Now I have Noticed that Tiger has applied to change his name from Tiger to Cheetah 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Coyote]

My God...14 women have crawled out of the woodwork claiming to be "girlfriends."  I'd say hookers actually.  He had them on a monthly payroll from $3,000-$10,000 (if they are to be believed).  That is just so sick...there are no words.  One of them was getting set to sail out on his yacht this week.