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Author Topic: Tiger Jokes:It didn't take long - did it?  (Read 1127 times)

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Tiger Jokes:It didn't take long - did it?
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It didn't take long - did it?

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?
They're both in danger of being clubbed by Norwegians!


Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
He couldn't decide between the iron or the wood.


His wife Elin told police that she went for a rescue wood.
But it looks like she really went for the driver.


Did you hear that he inspired a new Kung Fu movie to be released?
"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant."


Did you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning?
Then you can say that you outdrove Tiger Woods.


Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant.
She's teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.


Did you hear about Tiger's last outing?
He drove into a tree, then ended up with a bad lie.


What kind of club did Elin swing at Tiger?
Looks like it was a bitching wedge.


What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 350 yards.


What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

 
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Re: Tiger Jokes:It didn't take long - did it?
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2009, 03:17:59 PM »
I heard that Tiger was on the 11 hole.......

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Re: Tiger Jokes:It didn't take long - did it?
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2009, 03:29:45 PM »
hole or ho?
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Re: Tiger Jokes:It didn't take long - did it?
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2009, 03:34:47 PM »
watched Jay Leno last night...he has a huge counter on the wall to keep track of the number of women involved...he said it was sad that a golfer is outperforming a NBA player...lol