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Author Topic: Words of wisdom from Cuz' Norm  (Read 1622 times)

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Offline littlejohn

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Words of wisdom from Cuz' Norm
« on: May 16, 2007, 02:22:15 PM »

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My cousin Norm spends lots of time on the Internet since he retired a few years ago and from time to time he sends me tidbits and words of wisdom.  Since the dems and reps bashing has been slacking off lately, I thought these quotes would liven things up. Even though Norm has been a staunch democrat all his 70 plus years, his idea of taking a vacation is going to the Texas/Mexican border and help patrol.

Things you have to believe to be a Republican today

  * Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
 Clinton

  * Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

  * The United States should get out of the United Nations, but our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. Resolutions against Iraq.

   * A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
 

   * The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

   * If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

   * A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

   * Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

   * HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart, as do oil companies.

   * Global warming is junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

   * A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

   * Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet

   * The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

   * Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our  prayers for your recovery.

   * What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

These are not necessarily my personal views, but I thought they were kind of cute ;)

Y'all have a nice Wednesday and a Super week...
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Re: Words of wisdom from Cuz' Norm
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2007, 07:08:45 PM »
No wisdom there, just rhetoric.  SSDD



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Re: Words of wisdom from Cuz' Norm
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2007, 09:39:49 AM »
There goes your karma points littlejohn. They don't like people that point out the obvious Welcome to the land of negative karma.

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Re: Words of wisdom from Cuz' Norm
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2007, 08:15:15 PM »
I didn't take any from him or you.  The karma thing ain't my deal..  Still  Rhetoric SSDD again.
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Re: Words of wisdom from Cuz' Norm
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2007, 05:02:47 PM »
There goes your karma points littlejohn. They don't like people that point out the obvious Welcome to the land of negative karma.
Oh well, once upon a time it irritated me, but know - what the heck.. Even though I made the statement that these were not necessarily my personal views, I still got "zapped" for making the post. Nevertheless I still think they were kind of cute.
Passing out + or - Karma has become such an established practice on the board, it would be catastrophic to remove it.  Can you imagine how many would go "cold turkey" without it. ;)
You can take the boy out of the Ozarks, but you can't take the Ozarks out of the boy.

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Re: Words of wisdom from Cuz' Norm
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2007, 06:39:33 PM »
You lose karma when Republicans have to face reality.

They plug their ears, close their eyes and hit the negative Karma key.

It's really quite amusing that people can live in the dark for so long, chasing their own false demons while demonizing everyone who disagrees with them.

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Re: Words of wisdom from Cuz' Norm
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2007, 11:58:12 PM »
Disagreeing with the govt again. Suspected Terrorist?????  Oh Oh. ;D

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Re: Words of wisdom from Cuz' Norm
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2007, 04:11:46 AM »
This Republican says yar yar yar yar yar yar yar yar..  Blah dee blah

I noticed that Ghost doesn't have any negative karma.  Neither does Littlejohn. 

If you want some I will oblige you, but only if that's what you really want.  Sounds like typical Dem whining about something they don't have, think is bad, but want anyway...  Go figger..

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