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Vet Hats and Morons
« on: July 09, 2012, 05:25:56 PM »

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A few days ago a friend of mine sent me a 'Viet Nam Veteran' hat.     I never had one of these before and I was pretty hyped about it, especially     Because my friend was considerate enough to take the time to give it to me.     Yesterday, I wore it when I went to Wal-Mart.     There was nothing in particular that I needed at the world's largest retailer but, since I retired, trips to Wally World to look at the Wal-martians is always good for some comic relief. Besides, I always feel pretty normal after seeing some of the people that frequent the establishment. But, enough of my psychological fixes.     While standing in line to check out, the guy in front of me, probably in his early thirties, asked, "Are you a Viet Nam Vet?"     "No" I replied.     "Then why are you wearing that hat?"     "Because I couldn't find my hat from the War of 1812." I thought it was a snappy retort.     "The War of 1812 huh." the Wal-martian queried,     "When was that?"     God forgive but, I couldn't pass up such an opportunity. "1936"     He pondered my response for a moment and responded,     "Why do they call it the War of 1812 if it was in 1936?"     "It was a Black Op. No one is supposed to know about it." This was beginning to be way too fun.     "Dude! Really!" he exclaimed. "How did you get to do something that COOOOL?"     I glanced furtively around me for effect, leaned toward the guy and in a low voice said, "I'm not sure. I was the only Caucasian     On the mission."     "Dude!", he was really getting excited about what he was hearing.     "That is seriously Awesome! But, didn't you kind of stand out?"     "Not really The other guys were wearing white camouflage." The moron nodded knowingly.     "Listen man," I said in a very serious tone, "You can't tell anyone about this. It's still Top Secret and I shouldn't have said anything."     "Oh yeah." he gave me the "don't threaten me look. "Like, what's gonna happen if I do?"     With a really hard look I said, "You have a family don't you? We wouldn't want anything to happen to them would we?"     The guy gulped, left his basket where it was and fled through the door.     By this time the lady behind me was about to have a heart attack she was laughing so hard. I just grinned at her.     After checking out and going to the parking lot I saw dimwit leaning in a car window talking to a young woman. Upon catching sight of me he started pointing excitedly in my direction.     Giving him another 'deadly' serious look, I made the "I see you" gesture. He turned kind of pale, jumped in the car and sped out of the parking lot.     What a great time! Tomorrow I'm going back with a Homeland Security hat.     Who said retirement is boring. You just need the right kind of hat.
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Re: Vet Hats and Morons
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2012, 05:56:30 PM »
I wish you were my neighbor!

 Please make sure you pass on these skills to the kids and grandkids!  I have , much to the chagrin of my wife! my grandson will be here in a few weeks! I already have plans. I believe it is our responsibility to pass on these skills!