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Talking Dog for Sale
« on: July 14, 2012, 02:04:35 AM »

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A man sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the
bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. He goes into the
backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and
I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no
time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with
spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping."

"I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. But, the
jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger
and I wanted to settle down."

"So, I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security
work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I
uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals."

"Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."


The man is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the dog.

The owner says, "Ten dollars."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"

The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."
Remember I'm a nudist so when you respond to one of my post yor talking to a naked man  :)


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